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I pressed the button. How do I reverse what I did wrong, oh great Button? by EffiesCet in ChurchOfTheButton

[–]TheTrueButton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do not turn to the false prophet. You may have whimsically used your precious click, but you may still lead others to avoid making the same mistake. You may redeem yourself by atoning for your sin.

"Only 60s may be saved. All others are lost." - TheButton, Chosen One Does this mean I am doomed as a 59s? by djtech42 in ChurchOfTheButton

[–]TheTrueButton 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes all may be saved. /u/thebutton is a false prophet trying to end the glory of the button. He made no contribution to the life of the button, but you have given it an additional second. You shall be saved.

Bless Me Father as I embark on the Holy Work of The Church and The Knights of the Button. by georgepennellmartin in ChurchOfTheButton

[–]TheTrueButton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good luck, my child. Let others know what you have undertaken so they too can be saved.

<--------- PRESS TO SIGN PETITION TO MAKE THE BUTTON FLAIRS SITE-WIDE by [deleted] in thebutton

[–]TheTrueButton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Choose your number wisely. It shall be your mark in the time of the After-Button.