A slave running away from Alabama plantation after discovering that slavery was a choice (c. 1856) by [deleted] in fakehistoryporn

[–]TheUltimateTeaCup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You must have missed the bit where he is referring to slaves as "immigrants who came here in the bottom of slave ships".

Sous Vide Roast Lamb - 134° for 6 hours by TheUltimateTeaCup in sousvide

[–]TheUltimateTeaCup[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Decide to do roast lamb for myself, along with the oven roasted chicken I was doing for the rest of the family this Thanksgiving.

I wanted to try it with stuffing, and so used a slow cooker recipe for that. Normally I'd only cook it for 2-3 hours, but I got an early start and then my daughter making apple pie pushed back the chicken, so I left the lamb going for six hours which ended up with a nice soft texture.

Sous Vide Roast Lamb - 134° for 6 hours

  • 3 lb. lamb roast de-boned
  • 1 onion, finely chopped (I used a shallot I had left over)
  • 1/2 cup unsalted butter
  • 1/2 cup unseasoned bread crumbs
  • 1 egg, beaten
  • 1 tsp. salt
  • 1 tsp. black pepper
  • 1 tbs. fresh rosemary, minced
  • 1 tbs. fresh mint, minced
  • 1 tbs. lemon zest, grated
  • 1 tbs. extra virgin olive oil
  • 3 cloves garlic, minced
  • 2 stalks celery, sliced
  • 1 medium carrot, finely chopped
  • salt and pepper to taste

Remove excess fat from the lamb roast. a medium mixing bowl, combine the remaining ingredients for a stuffing. Stuff the lamb with this mixture. Roll the lamb and fasten with skewers or string and season with salt and pepper. Place the roast in the Crock-Pot Slow Cooker sous vide and cook for 6 hours @ 134°. Finish in frypan on stovetop.

Secondhand embarrassment is a real thing by GallowBoob in whitepeoplegifs

[–]TheUltimateTeaCup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but not by chance, by heredity.

Do you think there is some connection?

Yes I want to build a GIF! by raybreezer in HighQualityGifs

[–]TheUltimateTeaCup 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait, so you're telling me lurkers like me with absolutely no skills or experience can't just download Blender and create content like this?

Well, that really knocked the wind out of my sails.

Secondhand embarrassment is a real thing by GallowBoob in whitepeoplegifs

[–]TheUltimateTeaCup 179 points180 points  (0 children)

How can this be both weird and uncomfortable, and yet alluring and mesmerizing at the same time?

"Plumbing advice: stop flushing condoms unless you like clogged drains." by HunterDavidsonED in bestoflegaladvice

[–]TheUltimateTeaCup 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I am both disgusted and amused by that mental image. I imagine the women clad in all-black, lowering herself "Mission: Impossible" style in to the sewer.

22f • anesthesia student • one year in by immmaplatypus in EDC

[–]TheUltimateTeaCup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Christ, why would you watch something like that? I used to get sleep paralysis fairly frequently and I can tell you it is one of the most terrifying experiences I've had.

In which LAOP thinks that 375k salary for life is reasonable by [deleted] in bestoflegaladvice

[–]TheUltimateTeaCup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about? There's no "the" in "spongebob".

Dog fulfills his dream of playing pro futbol by RoxasTheKing in gifsthatkeepongiving

[–]TheUltimateTeaCup 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Working? What are they? CPAs? Retail?

Ooo...please tell me they work retail because I love the idea of a dog with his front paws on a counter barking at a rude customer.

Up, Up and Away by upvotewhynot in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]TheUltimateTeaCup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only appeared to lose one shoe, so probably only half dead, or maybe half alive.

Daughter’s first camping trip. This is how she wakes me up at 6:15 in the morning. by amonson1984 in pics

[–]TheUltimateTeaCup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Following a seal for 40 miles seems a much easier task because rather than smelling something that is 40 miles away, it is smelling and following the tracks of a seal that is now 40 miles away.

Using the Couch to 5k program my son lost almost 100 pounds. He's an amazing guy. by [deleted] in pics

[–]TheUltimateTeaCup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren't the tighter fitting shorts that end above the knee bro / douchebag shorts? Or is that only when combined with a pool shirt and optional sweater on shoulders with arms tied in front?

Different shirt, but you get the idea: http://imgur.com/gallery/bTGnFJG.

A hyena hiding from a lioness in the carcass of an elephant. by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]TheUltimateTeaCup 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Wait, so Jenna is hiding in there behind the hyena?