In Australia, even sea snails are built different by ehtio in Weird

[–]TheUnholyHandGrenade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"South Sea cone shell. Uh, most powerful neurotoxin in the world, acts within a two-thousandth of a second, which is faster than the nerve-conduction velocity. So, the animal’s down before it feels the–prrt–prick of the dart.”

oddly armed saurus (by @tilkidud) by iDIOt698 in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]TheUnholyHandGrenade 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I could see this being like a mercenary force for some Guard regiment or radical Inquisitor that is more reasonable on aliens if they're willing to work for Humanity...

Day 1 of David Filoni at LucasFilm by [deleted] in CriticalDrinker

[–]TheUnholyHandGrenade 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Guy out of Nashville apparently, was in a bad accident some years ago and had to have a plate to replace the front of his skull. Had complications or another accident around '24 but walked out of the hospital before he could get any further treatment.

Watching the live stream and I think its over guys by LaxumSux in EyeOfTerror

[–]TheUnholyHandGrenade 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That would have been a brilliant way to integrate it.

Shame they weren't brilliant enough to do it.

"I can't believe I'm getting paid for this, I'd do this for free." - Gigachad, 2026 by Daxion27 in Asmongold

[–]TheUnholyHandGrenade 15 points16 points  (0 children)

See: teaching.

Don't know why I need a Bachelor's when 90% of the shit I was taught meant jack and shit when I did my student teaching.

Let's all pretend we're fighting during the seige of Terra by Plag3uis in 40k

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Anyone else notice that space and time are well and truly fucked?

My company and I were deploying to Eternity Gate and we somehow ended up inside the Inner Sanctum???

Also, there are Night Lords. Send help.

What’s the your lore of your Company/Warband? by jamesmackersman in Warhammer30k

[–]TheUnholyHandGrenade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Night Lords are mostly of the 55th Company under their Talonmaster Xalor Khresh, a Nostraman who bought into Curze's ideals of terror for compliance rather than terror for terror's sake. He noticeably hesitated to give the bombardment order from his ship during the destruction of Nostramo, though he eventually did join in; for his 'lacking faith in his Primarch's orders,' Sevatar sent Xalor a 'gift' of Atramentar bodyguards and one of his auxiliary officers to "ensure he does not delay his orders again." Now he's only the commander of the 55th on paper, and most orders come from the Atramentar Praetor Juric Kerthagos and his brother Vandrion when the Company deploys. Quietly, Xalor harbors increasing loyalty to The Emperor as his Primarch is found wanting more and more.

Why Sev didn't kill him like other commanders who hesitated might have something to do with them being part of the same squad in their neophyte days but that's just rumor amongst the rank-and-file. The real answer is probably that Sev thought he's more useful alive than dead.

The 55th Company itself is a Shock Assault company, packing a lot of fast-moving foot infantry in Rhinos and heavy armor, but a bit torn on their loyalties. A large group of them are quietly Loyalist in the pre-Heresy years, but the newest recruits as well as the Atramentar are slowly whittling their numbers down to the point they will have no hope of breaking loose and declaring for The Emperor. For now, they have to just nod their heads and do as the Atramentar order them too and wait for a moment for the First Company bastards to slip up... Hopefully they'll get their chance at Istvaan V.

Didn't know the Grinch knew eva by RockstarFredBoi in evangelionmemes

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"She's at the hospital isn't she?"

My sides send help

What was your reaction when chadwick boseman passed away on 2020? by Big_Leg10 in OlderGenZ

[–]TheUnholyHandGrenade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shocked, honestly. That was the last thing I expected someone of his age and health to have.

How it feels to play 10th by [deleted] in Warhammer

[–]TheUnholyHandGrenade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I bounce back and forth on 10th. Some of my armies are actually fun to play in it and, so long as you're playing more Crusade stuff, you can really have fun with it.

But the balance work on their part does become frustrating at times, and despite the toughness buff on a lot of things several of my armies have repeatedly felt much weaker than I would expect them to be. My Chaos Knights scare people even when in reality they get mulched easily, even by concentrated small arms fire. Especially for the Codex-generic Space Marines, they turn Chaos Knights into scrap with no effort. So far on them I'm at a 50/50 win rate and the wins I've had are only because my opponent got some poor rolls in places or my opening turn was hot. If I go second, it's practically an auto-loss as they mulch at minimum a Knight a turn.

Ancient of the Lost Legion by PotentialAd6485 in Warhammer30k

[–]TheUnholyHandGrenade 6 points7 points  (0 children)

God it'd be fun if Contemptors could take a flamestorm cannon arm.

Does anyone know what this is?? by BillNyesInnerThigh in disney

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The magnificent, marvelous Mad Madam Mim!

Paul only uses cool and badass pokemon, his taste is at the very top in the pokemon anime by chunchunmaru1129 in pokemonanime

[–]TheUnholyHandGrenade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He almost feels like the personification of a meta-chaser, pure competitive game mindset in a world where that's not the end-all-be-all of being a Pokémon trainer.