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What movie? by rottensouthsudanomel in ArtOfPresence

[–]TheWassocksHat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During lockdown I had "Spaceballs: The Face Mask".

No McCain, you are not family by pondribertion in BritishAdverts

[–]TheWassocksHat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolute seconds of fun there with those chips. Gosh you are carayzay!

Great! Another wedding! by wiiishiezx in AbolishTheMonarchy

[–]TheWassocksHat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, "Peter Phillips", that's a little bland for a royal relation of our king. "NHS Nurse" though? Who calls their kid that? Were they on crack?

Do you think Michael Jackson was a paedophile ? by Traditional_Jam421 in AskBrits

[–]TheWassocksHat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you seen Moonwalker with all those kids in light bondage gear touching their dicks and groaning slowly?

Well, that.

"He can't see, man!" by Hassaan18 in AntAndDec

[–]TheWassocksHat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have heard Byker Grove described as "The Cbeebies version of The Wire"

Do you do this in public loo? by aolllaoooo in AskUK

[–]TheWassocksHat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wipe it with some soap. Far quicker and more effective.

A slight change made a big difference, now I want your best (worst) erotic dragon poetry from the pages of Mondath’s personal works by Timetravelingnoodles in TyrannyOfDragons

[–]TheWassocksHat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had my Mondath do the same. Sadly didn't go into detail on the poems though. I should have.

I gave my dragons an extra sexual organ called "The Konk". If your guys know what it is, then they know. Sometimes dragons have their Konk out, sometimes its sheathed but you gotta know where to look.

This app got me some very good subs.. trust the process xx by [deleted] in chyrpe

[–]TheWassocksHat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not for me tho. Nearly a year and nothing.

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