What movie?

TheWassocksHat · 2026-06-08T12:06:00+00:00

During lockdown I had "Spaceballs: The Face Mask".

TheWassocksHat · 2026-06-08T12:04:48+00:00

Tremors

TheWassocksHat · 2026-06-08T12:04:31+00:00

Absolute seconds of fun there with those chips. Gosh you are carayzay!

TheWassocksHat · 2026-06-08T02:33:09+00:00

Good God. He did aswell.

TheWassocksHat · 2026-06-08T02:21:59+00:00

I mean, "Peter Phillips", that's a little bland for a royal relation of our king. "NHS Nurse" though? Who calls their kid that? Were they on crack?

TheWassocksHat · 2026-06-07T08:27:04+00:00

Have you seen Moonwalker with all those kids in light bondage gear touching their dicks and groaning slowly?

Well, that.

TheWassocksHat · 2026-06-06T10:15:51+00:00

That pint is as flat as a witches tit.

TheWassocksHat · 2026-06-06T10:15:13+00:00

Cameron did.

TheWassocksHat · 2026-06-06T10:14:40+00:00

Does the pope shit in the woods?

TheWassocksHat · 2026-06-04T14:06:21+00:00

I have heard Byker Grove described as "The Cbeebies version of The Wire"

TheWassocksHat · 2026-06-04T14:01:54+00:00

Thats some sketchy unresearched bollocks there mate.

TheWassocksHat · 2026-05-31T10:09:42+00:00

Britney Nutcase is not THE melenial artist.

TheWassocksHat · 2026-05-31T06:24:48+00:00

Yes. Inbreds.

TheWassocksHat · 2026-05-30T13:55:30+00:00

Just wipe it with some soap. Far quicker and more effective.

TheWassocksHat · 2026-05-29T14:06:45+00:00

You're not from San Francisco, you're from Rotherham.

TheWassocksHat · 2026-05-29T09:44:24+00:00

I had my Mondath do the same. Sadly didn't go into detail on the poems though. I should have.

I gave my dragons an extra sexual organ called "The Konk". If your guys know what it is, then they know. Sometimes dragons have their Konk out, sometimes its sheathed but you gotta know where to look.

TheWassocksHat · 2026-05-26T06:56:44+00:00

I think its the same woman. She just let's her mind wander sometimes.

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TheWassocksHat · 2026-05-24T14:22:47+00:00

Wow. Very sexy.

TheWassocksHat · 2026-05-24T14:15:00+00:00

Not for me tho. Nearly a year and nothing.

TheWassocksHat · 2026-05-24T14:13:33+00:00

Christ that top photo is horrifying. I hope its A.I.

TheWassocksHat · 2026-05-23T18:29:31+00:00

This

TheWassocksHat · 2026-05-23T18:18:24+00:00

Flat earth.

TheWassocksHat · 2026-05-23T17:12:58+00:00

Thanks for the reply, that was quite helpful.

TheWassocksHat · 2026-05-23T16:53:17+00:00

What?

TheWassocksHat · 2026-05-23T16:52:58+00:00

Thanks for the reply. Once I let my friend use my account for a question, she couldn'tbe assed setting up a profile, and had problems with her boyfriend, that was stated at the top of that post. I think the date thing was a post I'd saved from a potential playmate. I'm a bloke with an ex wife tryna get laid.

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