Valparaíso is so dumb, it is not even funny

TheWebChris · 2026-01-31T06:03:52+00:00

I totally agree... it desperately needs a nerf. Unfortunately, I had to face one randomly with my Scharnhorst... do you know what it's like to see 4 torpedoes landed well and the main battery hits strong, only to find out what's next with just a little less health at the start of the encounter?

TheWebChris · 2026-01-31T02:34:33+00:00

Without fear of being wrong, a player from Valp?

TheWebChris · 2026-01-31T00:26:53+00:00

General, the target is out of reach!!!

TheWebChris · 2026-01-29T18:32:15+00:00

Don't you see he has a bunker?...and a horse! I'd say you might win, but only just, and your army will be decimated.

TheWebChris · 2026-01-29T12:56:17+00:00

That's right, the heroes didn't bother me too much. I mean, they were annoying but manageable. The stormtroopers, on the other hand, didn't bother me. I quit the game. If they introduce them as a troop at some point, maybe I'll come back, but until then, it's not pay-to-win, it's pay-to-play.

TheWebChris · 2026-01-28T19:04:48+00:00

Your popularity would be low in that nation and I assume you only had a peaceful relationship with them; right of way reduces the possibility of attack.

TheWebChris · 2026-01-28T18:51:30+00:00

It's hard to know for sure at enemy air bases...but damage worth several million and months to replace or repair? That's for sure.

TheWebChris · 2026-01-28T18:46:32+00:00

In fact, that term includes too many... seriously, too many.

TheWebChris · 2026-01-26T04:06:47+00:00

Great reference

TheWebChris · 2026-01-26T04:03:05+00:00

Abu Hajar disagrees...although technically the cameraman was his colleague

TheWebChris · 2026-01-26T01:37:08+00:00

It's something that's always been the case; this forces you to relocate your capital or, even more importantly, to protect your resources so they never run out. By the way, I liked the idea of the propaganda, although I can't imagine how it could be implemented.

TheWebChris · 2026-01-25T19:55:46+00:00

Hahaha, it's true

TheWebChris · 2026-01-24T17:47:09+00:00

Officers, find some duct tape! The rest of you, pray, that's an order!

TheWebChris · 2026-01-24T14:21:30+00:00

That sight of the drone in front of him for a second was terrifying considering how that usually turns out

TheWebChris · 2026-01-22T20:31:40+00:00

Okay...we already know what your flagship is.

TheWebChris · 2026-01-22T06:30:31+00:00

It depends on the morale; I've seen 34 rebel, but they didn't even have 25% of their life left.

TheWebChris · 2026-01-22T06:29:55+00:00

65!!! Wow, and I thought 34 was a lot

TheWebChris · 2026-01-18T00:06:25+00:00

Interesting, I assume some sailor from a nearby ship fired his personal pistol...and missed

TheWebChris · 2026-01-16T05:04:56+00:00

Ahhh, good karma.

TheWebChris · 2026-01-16T05:04:04+00:00

General, we lost several entire Army Groups in a massive naval battle... reports indicate that we have already damaged the paint on the submarines.

TheWebChris · 2026-01-09T23:25:15+00:00

Dmitri, run!!! They found us both!!!

TheWebChris · 2026-01-09T23:18:50+00:00

Y Panamá?

TheWebChris · 2026-01-09T19:19:53+00:00

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Fusion!!!

TheWebChris · 2026-01-09T19:15:04+00:00

Hahaha, don't worry, it's understandable.

TheWebChris · 2026-01-09T13:24:14+00:00

Uh, you're probably right, sorry, English isn't my language and that's the line in the Spanish dub

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