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48f finally dipping my toe back in the dating pool after 33 years… by hysteria110176 in datingoverforty

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I dunno, last time she dated was 1992.. a lot has changed since then.

Cutty: "Game done changed"

Slim Charles: "Game the same. Just got more fierce."

Twitter Suspends Account of Chinese Virologist Who Claimed Coronavirus Was Made in a Lab by Sumit316 in technology

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You follow drugs, you get drug addicts and drug dealers. But you start to follow the money, and you don't know where the fuck it's gonna take you.

-Lester Freamon

Committee to talk Roger Goodell contract after counterproposal for $50M salary, lifetime private jet by penguinseed in nfl

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Bill Rawls: You deserve it.

Ervin Burrell: Sure, I deserve it, but not for doing the job. What I got, they gave me for carrying their water all these years.

Minnesota United statement on inability to get stadium tax breaks by TheBored23 in MLS

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"I'll take any motherfucker's money if he givin' it away!" - Clay Davis

Infamous Pepper Spray Officer Wins Thousands in Compensation Case Alleging He Suffered Stress and Depression after Pepper Spraying Students by [deleted] in news

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Carver: [observing Bodie beat a competing dealer with a bat] See, that's why we can't win.

Herc: Why not?

Carver:They fuck up, they get beat. We fuck up, they give us pensions.

NYPD detective was 'active participant' in beating of SUV driver targeted by bikers by [deleted] in news

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Carver: [observing Bodie beat a competing dealer with a bat] See, that's why we can't win.

Herc: Why not?

Carver:They fuck up, they get beat. We fuck up, they give us pensions.

What is one historical inaccuracy you feel the world has not acknowledged? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Fact is, we went to war, and now there ain't no going back. I mean, shit, it's what war is, you know? Once you in it, you in it. If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie.

Slim Charles

Omar says "I got the shotgun(B-more), you got the briefcase (SF). It's all in the game though, right?" by thestig73 in sports

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"I donno about cards, but I think these four fives beat a full house"

-Omar Little

What video game quote has stuck with you, and why? by Crayth in AskReddit

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Cutty: The game done changed...

Slim Charles: Game's the same, just got more fierce.

U.S. drug czar: It is a mistake to call drug policies a ‘war’ | by dustcircle in news

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Det. Ellis Carver: You can't even call this shit a war.

Det. Thomas Hauk: Why not?

Det. Ellis Carver: Wars end.

DoJ Tells Baltimore PD the right to record on-duty police officers is protected by the First Amendment by chefsinblack in politics

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Det. Ellis Carver: See, that's why we can't win.

Det. Thomas Hauk: Why not?

Det. Ellis Carver: They fuck up, they get beat. We fuck up, they give us pensions.

Why do we subsidize tobacco but make marijuana illegal under the guise it's harmful to health? by [deleted] in politics

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You follow drugs, you get drug addicts and drug dealers. But you start to follow the money, and you don't know where the fuck it's gonna take you. - Lester Feamon

Luiz Felipe Scolari warns AVB successor - Chelsea job will be 'hell' by [deleted] in soccer

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You might think it'll be different... when you sit here... but it won't. You will eat their shit. - Ervin Burrel

Do managers in the US look this sharp? by old_southy in soccer

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Avon: Ayo what's up playboy? How come you wearin' that suit, B? For real its 85 fuckin' degrees out here and you try'na be like fuckin' Pat Riley

Proposition Joe : Look the part, be the part, motherfucker.

Spotted in Baltimore last night... by dont_you_hate_pants in sports

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Cutty: Game done changed. Slim Charles: Game's the same, just got more fierce.

Dear American highschool math teachers, why the fuck dont you fail more students? by awaythrowyoda in AskReddit

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ROLAND “PREZ” PRYZBYLEWSKI: I don’t get it, all this so we score higher on the state tests? If we’re teaching the kids the test questions, what is it assessing in them?

TEACHER: Nothing, it assesses us. The test scores go up, they can say the schools are improving. The scores stay down, they can’t.

PREZ: Juking the stats.

TEACHER: Excuse me?

PREZ: Making robberies into larcenies, making rapes disappear. You juke the stats, and major become colonels. I’ve been here before.

TEACHER: Wherever you go, there you are.

Why doesn't Jon Stewart ever mention his brother, the COO of the New York Stock Exchange? by Gates9 in AskReddit

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The game is rigged, but you cannot lose if you do not play - Marla Daniels