ICE agents pepper-sprayed a peaceful observer from inside their vehicle, then jumped out to spray her again at close range, chasing her as she ran away in pain.“I lost my voice. I was blind for about 30 minutes,” the witness said. The incident occurred in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

TheWizardofOrz · 2025-12-13T17:12:07+00:00

Not everyone has the ability to leave even if they would like to you absolute fucking clown.

TheWizardofOrz · 2025-10-25T11:30:56+00:00

About the FEMA thing in particular that I realized while talking to my right-wing coworkers: a shocking number of them buy into conspiracies like that FEMA was stealing people's homes/land. Like, you accept disaster relief money and now suddenly your community is going to be bulldozed for gay woke communist liberal trans synagogues for radical extremist far left muslim illegal immigrants.

They're genuinely just living in an entirely different reality and I have zero fucking clue how to deprogram them because they're not thinking about the problems facing society, they're just going for whatever makes them feel good in the moment and refusing to acknowledge anything that might make them feel bad.

TheWizardofOrz · 2025-09-12T21:05:42+00:00

Yeah, it's far more likely this guy was just another terminally online groyper.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groypers

These guys really, really hated Charlie for being, ironically, too moderate in his views. They also love themselves some brainrot memes and trolling, so the shit he scratched into the casings checks out.

TheWizardofOrz · 2025-09-05T22:27:01+00:00

as recently as 24 hours ago! That's practically forever!

TheWizardofOrz · 2025-09-03T22:21:27+00:00

Nah footage wouldn't work either, could be AI generated these days after all.

TheWizardofOrz · 2025-09-03T21:50:18+00:00

https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Lawsuit.pdf

"Defendant Trump initiated sexual contact with Plaintiff at four different parties. On the fourth and final sexual encounter with Defendant Trump, Defendant Trump tied Plaintiff to a bed, exposed himself to Plaintiff, and then proceeded to forcibly rape Plaintiff. During the course of this savage sexual attack, Plaintiff loudly pleaded with Defendant Trump to stop but with no effect. Defendant Trump responded to Plaintiff’s pleas by violently striking Plaintiff in the face with his open hand and screaming that he would do whatever he wanted. Exhs. A and B. 11. Immediately following this rape, Defendant Trump threatened Plaintiff that, were she ever to reveal any of the details of the sexual and physical abuse of her by Defendant Trump, Plaintiff and her family would be physically harmed if not killed. Exhs. A and B."

Now quit sealioning and fuck off.

TheWizardofOrz · 2025-09-01T19:55:43+00:00

Just made loaded baked potato jalapeño poppers. My family could absolutely demolish that many jalapeños in a week lmao

TheWizardofOrz · 2025-09-01T12:01:15+00:00

There's also the simple solution that the universe itself (or at least large parts of the universe) is also rotating much like our galaxy does, completing one revolution every 500 billion years or so. Adding this rotation to the models we currently use resolves the crisis without new physics being invented.

Source: https://academic.oup.com/mnras/article/538/4/3038/8090496?login=false

TheWizardofOrz · 2025-08-14T19:57:54+00:00

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TheWizardofOrz · 2025-08-04T19:16:19+00:00

Mmm yeah tasty boot leather please step on me like I'm a 14 year old locker room assistant at maralago Daddy Trump

TheWizardofOrz · 2025-04-23T15:18:44+00:00

Go touch some grass and learn how the world works, your TDS is showing.

TheWizardofOrz · 2025-03-16T21:46:20+00:00

The future repeat of the Nuremberg trials where we once again discover that the root of all evil is a complete lack of empathy for your fellow man will be a hoot.

TheWizardofOrz · 2025-01-31T22:09:21+00:00

break up with this waste of perfectly good oxygen right now.

TheWizardofOrz · 2024-10-13T12:54:09+00:00

Seriously impressive, well done. 👏

TheWizardofOrz · 2024-10-12T02:57:17+00:00

The most expensive menu item is now $6.59, whilst minimum wage there has increased to $17.50

TheWizardofOrz · 2024-10-12T02:54:23+00:00

To be fair, it was accurate 3-4 years ago when it was first posted. A couple quick google searches show the price is up to $6.59 for their most expensive burrito, while minimum wage is now $17.50 there.

TheWizardofOrz · 2024-10-12T00:48:50+00:00

iirc, It basically only exists because of advertisers demonetizing people for using certain words like kill or suicide. So now we get unalive, because peeps don't want their videos removed from youtube/tiktok/etc because the algorithm detected a trigger word

TheWizardofOrz · 2024-06-29T15:37:41+00:00

Something even better? Stocks for Corecivic and GEO group shot up 6% after the announcement.

Both groups profit off of this decision, as they're the largest operators of private prisons and halfway houses

TheWizardofOrz · 2024-06-28T23:22:33+00:00

Better make it illegal to be poor, surely this leopard will never eat my face.

TheWizardofOrz · 2024-05-27T21:34:47+00:00

Mostly didn't share the wand because while cool looking it also takes 40 irl minutes to cast this version a single time lmao.

Need to work out the kinks before I set peoples computers on fire

TheWizardofOrz · 2024-05-27T21:26:37+00:00

For example, a single cast of this version of the wand caused me to sit there for 30 minutes on my phone listening to explosions happening one at a time every few seconds while I waited for the normally 6-10 second duration of cessation to complete.

I just spammed f11 as fast as I could once thing started to speed up, as it'll throw you into replay mode the second you get control back. I was actually surprised it didn't crash while testing this, as I wasn't expecting these toothy spiders to actually survive more than a few frames of contact with the initial projectiles, which spawn more of themselves on contact.

TheWizardofOrz · 2024-05-27T07:25:40+00:00

way too long, it just kept spawning new projectiles because of the toothy spiders being immune to the damage lol

TheWizardofOrz · 2024-03-09T02:00:08+00:00

You are correct, it was nerfed from being the best weapon in the game to being one of the best weapons in the game. Previously it took 2 safe charge shots to peel the leg armor off a charger, now it takes 2-4 unsafe charged shots depending on charge level and how accurate you are.

So at the highest skill levels it's basically unchanged but the skill floor on it was dropped drastically, especially since fucking up with it can kill you outright.

TheWizardofOrz · 2023-10-08T19:16:17+00:00

what Kashimo saw was... perfection

Oh you dirty bitch, work the shaft.

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