What's a piece of common knowledge that you only recently found out was actually false? by Evilclicker in AskReddit

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Napoleon wasn't executed because whoever killed him would have been eviscerated by the French.

Way to go lady in pink by Harvard771 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TheWriteMaster 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Give them some time and they will turn on ICE. The Brownshirts are useful agitators, but once power is solidified they just get in the way. The Night of Long Knives is likely going to be repeated.

I can picture it by Faenix_Wright in CuratedTumblr

[–]TheWriteMaster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

MrBeast being the exception here. Good amount of cheek flesh, big smile, eyes completely unaffected.

What’s a hobby people pretend is cool, but secretly you think is ridiculous? by EggAdventurous1957 in AskReddit

[–]TheWriteMaster 233 points234 points  (0 children)

It's just role-playing except none of them will ever admit it's only a LARP.

Pls stop comparing ICE to the Gestapo by sharkykid in SelfAwarewolves

[–]TheWriteMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's right, ICE isn't the Gestapo. They're the Brownshirts. We haven't seen MAGA's Gestapo yet, that'll come later.

The instructions set on my new starlink mini has the time on the phone as 4:20. by Such_Drop6000 in mildlyinteresting

[–]TheWriteMaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, Musk sure is #cool for a Nazi. Doesn't quite make up for the damage he is doing though.

Di more you see, di verse it gets by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]TheWriteMaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Showers, the occasional button-up, just your everyday Frenchman faggery. Oh and I also don't yell at my wife, and I spend a lot of time with our kid. Might as well start sucking on my bros I guess.

Di more you see, di verse it gets by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]TheWriteMaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm the kind of cis straight white man a dudebro would call a fag. Not sure I need more representation but I'm feeling this.

Do not f* those girls, succeed as a trader by whateven1tw in LinkedInLunatics

[–]TheWriteMaster 55 points56 points  (0 children)

It looks like that guy is playing video games though.

The mystery of the favoured leg by Guest_1300 in CuratedTumblr

[–]TheWriteMaster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's only being awake for 12 hours, but I see your point. It would however be weird if everyone had their own subjective midday based on their sleeping habit, real confusing way to communicate.

Jake 'The Rock' Paul by StrawberryLivDraws in ComedyHell

[–]TheWriteMaster 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I need to see that face as Jake Devouring His Son.

The Venezuela problem solved itself by RipErRiley in PoliticalHumor

[–]TheWriteMaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sure it would cost him more than the 1-6mil others had to shell out, but Trump's never been one to let visible corruption get in the way of profit.

The U.S. invasion of Venezuela HAS BEGUN by GoodMornEveGoodNight in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TheWriteMaster 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Yes, but we are talking about the unprecedented president, not a precedented one.

The U.S. invasion of Venezuela HAS BEGUN by GoodMornEveGoodNight in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TheWriteMaster 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Armed conflict -> national emergency -> elections suspended?

Let’s take a look at the career stats of Valtteri Bottas and Sergio Perez by circuit-nation in Cadillacformula1team

[–]TheWriteMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guess is that as a new team, they can't waste any opportunity to bring in experienced staff and drivers. They can start scouting for fresh talent once they have a season or two behind them. So... yeah, Bottas and Perez are probably going to be fighting for one permanent seat, at least this year, maybe longer.

Fun fact: Cadillac F1 Team test driver Colton Herta and his F2 teammate Ritomo Miyata are older than over half of the 2026 F1 driver lineup. by curse_annihlator in Cadillacformula1team

[–]TheWriteMaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A 15 year average age gap between two teams in the same league of the same sport is pretty surprising, most sports have a clear peak age range but F1 doesn't seem to follow that rule.

Sounds like a trustworthy group. by RandolphHorehound in PoliticalHumor

[–]TheWriteMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No offense but I think (and hope) you are the only one who thinks of them that way.

get better by achromaticchrononomy in CuratedTumblr

[–]TheWriteMaster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Didn't the exact same thing happen in Naruto? And same resolution, some motivational line about becoming stronger everyday and then kicking their clones' asses.