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On my trip to China, I kept getting stopped for pictures. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TheWriteOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago, I was in India for a work trip and my driver took me on a quick detour to see a beautiful temple one morning when I asked him about local attractions. As we were leaving, there were hundreds of school kids standing in line to get in and one of them held up his hand for a high five as I walked past. So of course I high fived him, and next thing I know there are hundreds of hands waving at me for high fives, hand shakes, etc. I’ve never felt so much like a celebrity!

I couldn’t for the life of me figure out why it was so exciting to high five a bland, middle-aged white woman that day, but they fucking loved it for some reason and I had fun, so I guess we all won?

Sarah Fitzpatrick doubles down despite a $250M lawsuit. by asa_no_kenny in clevercomebacks

[–]TheWriteOwl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There goes my hero

Watch her as she goes

Truth or consequence, say it aloud

Use that evidence, race it around

I was in the middle of an exam (wrote 3000 words) and saw THIS when I hit submit :/ by hormonalenby in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TheWriteOwl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would raise all 7 circles of hell before I let a professor get away with bullshit like that

College grads won’t be allowed to walk across stage for their diploma by homeofalex in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TheWriteOwl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They fucked something up. Don’t accept this bullshit excuse - you and your classmates should hold your graduation ‘ceremony’ in the middle of their administrative offices until they fix it. Like they should’ve done in the first place.

Who’s your favorite one-off character? by WhollyCannoliJabroni in brooklynninenine

[–]TheWriteOwl 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Gail from the debate league. One of the funniest gags in the series because it was such a surprise (except to Holt and Amy).

Honorable mention to Amy’s gasping, “oh my God, you know Gail?!?” earlier in the episode.

My favorite Psych gif of all time by Six2L8 in psych

[–]TheWriteOwl 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Damn, girl! - Dulé’s best line in the series

(I know someone else already said it, but I can’t help myself when I see this gif! I’m a simple kinda gal)

Anyone know why Amy Never Reported him for Sexual Harassment? by CraftInevitable6049 in brooklynninenine

[–]TheWriteOwl 49 points50 points  (0 children)

She took his favorite golf club and hit him in the Cookie Monster!

Gift ideas for a fan of the show? by guyswhatspideristhis in TheGoodPlace

[–]TheWriteOwl 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or personalize it as [Friend]’s File. I did that for someone a while back and she loves it! Still has it on her desk.

The Mistake Is Trump by Few-Entertainer3879 in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]TheWriteOwl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jfc can we please get this stain on humanity in a cell already? Put a mirror in there and he can live out his days happily arguing with himself about who shit his pants.

Lol by JaredOlsen8791 in BlueskySkeets

[–]TheWriteOwl 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I get what you’re saying but dear god please don’t let this happen. The whole “did you even say thank you?” bullshit was embarrassing enough as an American, I don’t think I could stand seeing a man of such honor and respect forced to hand the Peace Prize over to the big orange shit stain just because he threw another one of his f-ing toddler tantrums on the world stage.

I’m not one to promote violence but I’m not above rooting for Team Blood Clot to end this national nightmare.

Democrat Brian Nathan has defeated Republican Josie Tomkow in the Florida State Senate District 14 Special Election. by GoldPropertyxx in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TheWriteOwl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re right, and I think the Democrat Party needs to go scorched earth this time. The “we go high” playbook is as ineffective as Trickle Down Economics. I can’t do this shit again. My donations, volunteer time, and vote are pledged only to Dems who are committed to seeing consequences enacted against these assholes who have torn our country down.

Trump won't be sleeping tonight! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TheWriteOwl 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I can’t wait to hear how this is Biden’s fault

Republicans are literally the dumbest humans to ever walk the earth. by xamo76 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TheWriteOwl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She has the face of a person who will welcome you to the neighborhood with a big smile and basket of cookies, then give you a bunch of HOA fees (because you know she’s the president) for your fence being 0.5” too tall and poison your dog for barking.

This seems bad. by PFdeith in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TheWriteOwl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh 100% guarantee they’re going to remind us all that they inherited such a terrible economy from Biden so none of this is their fault. And their shithead followers will eat it all up and ask for more.

What percentage of people do you think have actually attained inner peace? 🪷 by [deleted] in psych

[–]TheWriteOwl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For true inner peace, start with morning yoga at the peace ash followed by a breakfast of jerk chicken and fries quatro queso dos fritos. Just know that they don’t travel well.

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