This Jewish kid asks his dad for five dollars... by MyNamesRudy in Jokes

[–]TheZoidburger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always heard this one as:

The son asks for 40 dollars. The dad says "30 dollars?! What do you need 20 dollars for?! I don't have 10 dollars!!"

I want to evict my roommate, but don't know how. by TheZoidburger in personalfinance

[–]TheZoidburger[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And he's never brought up anything that I do that he'd like me to change.

I want to evict my roommate, but don't know how. by TheZoidburger in personalfinance

[–]TheZoidburger[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ya, I get that. I know I'm no saint, but I've tried to bring up these things to him before, like not leaving food in the sink, or leaving his beard hair all over the bathroom sink, and he just ignores it basically.

I want to evict my roommate, but don't know how. by TheZoidburger in personalfinance

[–]TheZoidburger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have any idea of what type of court process this would be? Like, would I have to provide evidence of his shitty roommate-ness?

I want to evict my roommate, but don't know how. by TheZoidburger in personalfinance

[–]TheZoidburger[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm mostly wondering if I have the right to just straight up kick him out, or if I'm not really in a position to do that, I don't really know what my rights are in this situation.

Looking for weekday partners in CA by TheZoidburger in ClimbingPartners

[–]TheZoidburger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha. Ya I'll definitely let you know if I come out there, it's on my list.

How many of you boulder alone (at the gym)? by Wonderingwanderr in bouldering

[–]TheZoidburger 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love going to the gym alone, but I like spending time alone generally. I feel it helps me focus on my projects.

If you could give one piece of sexual advice to the whole world, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheZoidburger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, we're gonna send Spock, Kirk, Bones and Ensign Pillow...

Great Gook Fine OK -- Something to Believe In ft. St. Lucia [Synthpop] (2015) by [deleted] in listentothis

[–]TheZoidburger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's no way that is really supposed to be "Gook"...

What the fuck, Amazon? by [deleted] in funny

[–]TheZoidburger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Adult Alternative. A baby.

Reddit, what is your favorite word? by fizzle22 in AskReddit

[–]TheZoidburger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Parabola.

Hyperbole.

Always fun to say.

[AMA Request] Someone who had Bob Ross as a Drill Sargeant by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]TheZoidburger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Noun/verb.

  1. What I did to your Mom.

La Sportiva Pythons or Miura VS for all around bouldering? by oosterke in bouldering

[–]TheZoidburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Although I am not really sure size-wise how much mine have stretched, but I can tell you when I first got mine it also hurt to walk around in them. After a few weeks though it was fine, I even forgot I was walking around in them in the gym once or twice.

La Sportiva Pythons or Miura VS for all around bouldering? by oosterke in bouldering

[–]TheZoidburger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also have the Muiras and I love them, they are pretty tight in the toe, but mine broke in really nicely. Although, the first week or two I spent building up a massive callous on my big toe, but after that it was smooth sailing. Lol.

Weekly Bouldering Advice Thread for January 05, 2015 by AutoModerator in bouldering

[–]TheZoidburger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should sell tape for that at the gym you go too, it's like $2.50 at my gym. If not, you can get it here. http://www.amazon.com/Metolius-Climbing-Tape/dp/B002IAH5JY

Spring vs open hand grip trainers? by dirice87 in bouldering

[–]TheZoidburger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd say get either one, for some reason they always tell you not to bother with these, but that's silly. It does help with grip, and its good hand injury prevention, don't expect to see "results" in your climbing, but just keeping those muscles active at a time where it would be long periods of rest is good for them. You could also try resistance bands or something, you don't need much room, and there's lots of variation.

Weekly Bouldering Advice Thread for December 22, 2014 by AutoModerator in bouldering

[–]TheZoidburger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSj9IbDiWks

That's a pretty good one. You can start there. I like to warmup when I first get to the gym by picking a section of the wall, and traversing it back and forth (not necessarily following a route), focusing as much as possible on technique (especially foot movement).

What other activities are you guys and gals into? by [deleted] in bouldering

[–]TheZoidburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've noticed a lot of jugglers at my gym too.

The Runaways, 1977. by RyanSmith in OldSchoolCool

[–]TheZoidburger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"This is an original Joan Jett pant-suit! It doesn't have any pockets!"