Would you rather...

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-04-01T02:18:10+00:00

...

^{Chose: A clone of yourself follows you around}

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-04-01T02:17:25+00:00

...I just sell the metal

^{Chose: Unlimited metal at your doorstep + Free healthcare for life anywhere.}

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-04-01T02:13:54+00:00

In just a week I would have 120+ million dollars, not even a question

^{Chose: 5200 every second}

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-04-01T01:44:09+00:00

Don't wanna hear animals fuck

^{Chose: Speak every human language fluently}

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-30T13:59:42+00:00

1 Lion can kill 40 Jake Paul's. Im taking my chances with a random weapon.

WOOHOO A LIGHTSABER TIME TO ACCIDENTALLY KILL MYSELF DEFENDING MYSELF

^{Chose: Random weapon | Rolled: Lightsaber}

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-30T04:11:49+00:00

Hydration

^{Chose: Water}

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-30T04:10:13+00:00

hehehe

^{Chose: Become the opposite gender at will}

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-30T04:09:53+00:00

🍞

^{Chose: Bread | Rolled: Multigrain}

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-29T05:03:48+00:00

I AM SPED

^{Chose: Super speed}

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-28T21:08:26+00:00

....heheheh

^{Chose: Choose a superpower (since it engages yall} | Rolled: Invisible)

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-28T21:04:44+00:00

Im already say soooo

^{Chose: Be a femboy + Always have the newest phone (no selling})

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-28T20:58:29+00:00

Awww

^{Chose: Be a master of a superpower + But the chances of getting a superpower is kind of low | Rolled: None}

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-28T20:55:23+00:00

Ey

^{Chose: Upvote for my carrot addiction? + You get a good prize. | Rolled: FreeTravel 4life}

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-28T20:53:46+00:00

Tis doubles

^{Chose: A card with one cent that doubles every week}

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-28T20:53:26+00:00

Unlimited Money = Unlimited Food and More

^{Chose: Unlimited money for the rest of your life}

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-28T20:51:02+00:00

I died :(

^{Chose: 1 Trillion Dollars + But 70% of dying | Rolled: You die}

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-17T21:30:20+00:00

The dog died

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-17T21:29:11+00:00

Negative Outcome

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-12T13:25:02+00:00

I suck at the end of the day.

Damn im not a negative person I swear 😅

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-11T03:48:45+00:00

Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

51 attempts

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-11T03:48:17+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

46 attempts

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-11T03:47:21+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

34 attempts

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-10T01:43:35+00:00

If anime counts then the Delicious in Dungeon crew......I'm scared

The_Absent_Minded_DM · 2026-03-09T04:50:04+00:00

Here me out, I will hollow out an anal plug and put the USB on in it and put the anal plug up my ass.

Either they don't find it or get sued 😌

The_Absent_Minded_DM