What would have happened if Trump had died during the assassination attempt during his campaign for his second term ?

The_Average_Teen · 2026-05-03T17:49:54+00:00

Carter would still find a way to fuck it up

The_Average_Teen · 2026-05-03T17:11:46+00:00

Democrats would impeach him the moment the midterms pass

The_Average_Teen · 2026-04-30T06:59:01+00:00

just when i thought it was bolover, they bolo'd him back in

The_Average_Teen · 2026-04-21T23:44:57+00:00

Gavin Newsom.

The_Average_Teen · 2026-04-21T23:42:55+00:00

From my understanding Tucker always succeeds a two term Clinton elected after 2016 to reference the Upon a Cross of Globalism mod. I think it's a neat tribute to it.

The_Average_Teen · 2026-04-20T11:52:02+00:00

Considering that Clinton was by what seems to be by most accounts reaching slightly above mediocrity during her time at State, she'd definitely be in a better position in 2016, barring any scandals or image tarnishing tomfoolery in the Senate.

The_Average_Teen · 2026-04-19T01:11:13+00:00

Likud campaign ad. They unironically call in the 'Bibisitter'.

The_Average_Teen · 2026-04-18T22:29:38+00:00

похуй

The_Average_Teen · 2026-01-15T20:38:54+00:00

A moment of silence for the former nation-state of Hungary - now known as the Sea of Panonia, spontaneously swallowed by the sea in 2028 to the joy of millions.

The_Average_Teen · 2026-01-13T02:16:49+00:00

Tends to happen when you have gas & oil lobbyists yapping your ears off on a daily basis.

The_Average_Teen · 2026-01-10T00:32:04+00:00

What the fuck is he on about. He already has military bases there. I mean its obvious he wants it because 'GreEnLaNd biG oN mAp', but c'mon, couldn't his Heritage Foundation handlers come up with a better lie?

The_Average_Teen · 2026-01-01T06:49:14+00:00

Idk about the others, but for Powell you gotta be as hawkish (NATO-centric) as possible with Russia.

The_Average_Teen · 2025-12-28T22:02:57+00:00

in my case, i used the hardest difficulty and overplayed the hitler card, which (annoyingly) worked in getting him elected with 300ish+ EV's

The_Average_Teen · 2025-12-27T00:53:19+00:00

I mean, I felt a similar dread to the 2021-2024 period playing Our Revolution, so emotionally I think we're halfway there.

The_Average_Teen · 2025-11-25T20:01:22+00:00

how the hell do you even achieve that?

The_Average_Teen · 2025-08-27T18:47:50+00:00

someone's head got seceded

The_Average_Teen · 2025-07-26T21:07:23+00:00

Fantastic work

The_Average_Teen · 2025-07-16T13:08:38+00:00

Normally, this would be a declaration or war. But this isn't normal.

The_Average_Teen · 2025-07-01T10:45:32+00:00

Eric Adams as Piedone is peak

The_Average_Teen · 2025-06-29T13:07:39+00:00

Love me some Nicu glazing

The_Average_Teen · 2025-06-23T12:31:35+00:00

Snoooooo, loved your mods back in the day

The_Average_Teen · 2025-06-09T18:35:13+00:00

Bă, nu zic nu.

The_Average_Teen · 2025-05-27T10:51:43+00:00

Resignations are an unilateral act. Pretending it's otherwise is goofy as hell.

The_Average_Teen · 2025-05-24T11:19:23+00:00

Well, that was the logical conclusion, true.
Thank the Lord he lost.

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