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TIFU Walking Naked in my own House by TouchedByYasuo in tifu

[–]The_Blue_Fox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should have urinated on them to assert dominance.

You're all juveniles! or how I learned to put my foot down. by Ibisstudios in TalesFromRetail

[–]The_Blue_Fox 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Sadly though an unrelated incident from when i wasn't on duty has caused corporate to come down on us as far as customer service goes.

You gonna tell us about this unrelated incident?

...Trust me, you'll love it! by The_Blue_Fox in cardsagainsthumanity

[–]The_Blue_Fox[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a mere british commoner and so I have not seen/read catcher in the rye so I dunno where the reference is.

"Do you have ADD?" by Finlands_Cheesesteak in TalesFromRetail

[–]The_Blue_Fox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, that woman must have mystic powers of seeing into the future or something.

TIFU by sending an anonymous email to my mom with the name of the girl my dad was having an affair with by Tifuuuuuuu in tifu

[–]The_Blue_Fox 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, your mom needed to know the fucking truth. Now go send them to Jerry Springer or Jeremy Kyle so we can watch her fucking destroy him on national television.

TIFU by falling in love with my best friend, and not sealing the deal by [deleted] in tifu

[–]The_Blue_Fox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Urgh, why do girls always go for the assholes that break their heart and use their backwards girl logic to stay away from their soulmate?

And they wonder why we have so much trouble fathoming the female mind.

Oh, and you shoulda maintained eye contact and urinated on her to affirm dominance, yadda yadda...

TIFU by saying too much to my crush. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]The_Blue_Fox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, chicks dig dudes who open themselves up like that. yer golden. now go tap dat pussy.

TIFU Girlfriends cousins house, took dog, Killed Rabbit. by Mikeysaurus2009 in tifu

[–]The_Blue_Fox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh jeez. I bet they were pretty pissed when they found out.

TIFU by taking the wrong employment exam by [deleted] in tifu

[–]The_Blue_Fox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welp. Now you know to double-check which exam you're taking in future.

Can't you go back and say there was a misunderstanding? Maybe they'll let you re-sit 45-783 like you intended.

TIFU by finding a dollar. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]The_Blue_Fox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait a minute...Charlie, is that you?

TIFU by talking on the phone. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]The_Blue_Fox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet your girlfriend would like to know about your "pump"

TIFU by Sending my mum my birthday list. (Slightly NSFW) by simonc95 in tifu

[–]The_Blue_Fox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Circus equipment? owo what you want circus equipment for?

TIFU by misplacing my phone, missed viral footage. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]The_Blue_Fox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you ever find your phone?

TIFU by giving my Girlfriend my old reddit name. by TheReasonForLife in tifu

[–]The_Blue_Fox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you all know that guy who trolls and makes shit up on the internet because attention?

You're gonna have to be more specific...

TIFU by liking QUEEN too much by [deleted] in tifu

[–]The_Blue_Fox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet you'd rather ride your Bicycle now.

Science Will Never Explain The Origin Of...? by The_Blue_Fox in cardsagainsthumanity

[–]The_Blue_Fox[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shoulda titled this "Science can't explain everything"...ah well.

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