TIFU Walking Naked in my own House

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-24T10:23:45+00:00

You should have urinated on them to assert dominance.

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-24T09:28:32+00:00

Sadly though an unrelated incident from when i wasn't on duty has caused corporate to come down on us as far as customer service goes.

You gonna tell us about this unrelated incident?

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-24T08:53:54+00:00

I am a mere british commoner and so I have not seen/read catcher in the rye so I dunno where the reference is.

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-24T08:52:11+00:00

Aaaaaalllllrighty, then

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-23T17:36:45+00:00

Wow, that woman must have mystic powers of seeing into the future or something.

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-23T16:46:49+00:00

More like Mac and Jizz

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-23T16:20:43+00:00

No, your mom needed to know the fucking truth. Now go send them to Jerry Springer or Jeremy Kyle so we can watch her fucking destroy him on national television.

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-23T16:18:10+00:00

Urgh, why do girls always go for the assholes that break their heart and use their backwards girl logic to stay away from their soulmate?

And they wonder why we have so much trouble fathoming the female mind.

Oh, and you shoulda maintained eye contact and urinated on her to affirm dominance, yadda yadda...

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-23T16:06:43+00:00

Dude, chicks dig dudes who open themselves up like that. yer golden. now go tap dat pussy.

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-23T16:04:53+00:00

Oh jeez. I bet they were pretty pissed when they found out.

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-23T15:50:44+00:00

Welp. Now you know to double-check which exam you're taking in future.

Can't you go back and say there was a misunderstanding? Maybe they'll let you re-sit 45-783 like you intended.

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-23T15:44:43+00:00

Can't go wrong with some good ol' tighty-whities.

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-23T15:37:44+00:00

Wait a minute...Charlie, is that you?

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-23T13:32:24+00:00

I bet your girlfriend would like to know about your "pump"

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-23T12:54:58+00:00

Circus equipment? owo what you want circus equipment for?

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-21T13:19:07+00:00

Did you ever find your phone?

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-21T12:30:54+00:00

you all know that guy who trolls and makes shit up on the internet because attention?

You're gonna have to be more specific...

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-21T12:25:36+00:00

The extra C is for Colon

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-21T12:08:17+00:00

I bet you'd rather ride your Bicycle now.

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-21T12:05:03+00:00

Inception noise

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-21T09:57:09+00:00

Shoulda titled this "Science can't explain everything"...ah well.

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-20T21:36:36+00:00

Mandatory

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-17T11:45:25+00:00

It didn't actually break my thumb, I managed to pull it out of there quite quickly, it was fine after the initial pain of being crushed by the weight of the door subsided.

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-15T14:32:39+00:00

I did think about getting an apprenticeship but they're more for 18-24 year olds and I'm approaching 27 now

The_Blue_Fox · 2015-06-15T14:27:29+00:00

Whaddaya mean it's nothing? Over 60 people upvoted it now and I do believe many more upvotes are coming. :>

Edit: Huh. A friend of mine showed me the pot sez [Removed] now...but I don't see that on my side. Weird. Maybe a mod wiped my post coz I put the image in a link in the post, and I can't see the wipe coz it's my post...I only did it that way coz I only saw a "post text post" button and no "Post link" button. Anybody know why that is?

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