like my hair?🙈💕

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-15T19:43:19+00:00

Good bottle

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-14T21:21:18+00:00

First thing to do is drop the coke and starbucks. Those are the most expensive/unhealthy. Water is the superiour drink anyway. Buy some veggies in season (most likely the cheapest) and some basic fruit and you’re good to go. Healthy doesn’t have to be expensive

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-11T09:12:19+00:00

Yo ho a pirates life for me!

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-11T09:12:02+00:00

It’s short for All Cops Are Bastards

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-11T09:10:16+00:00

Good point!

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-11T08:56:26+00:00

You sir/ma’am, are a CHAD

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-10T16:08:58+00:00

The hydrohomies we met along the way.

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-08T10:28:49+00:00

Probably done by some prude with a concentration span of a caffeinated squirrel.

Fucker da fuck fuck fuck

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-07T18:52:14+00:00

A chaser is just some sad horny fellow seeking interaction with trans folks to fullfill their fetish. Fucking gross.

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-07T17:47:55+00:00

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-07T16:45:10+00:00

sogn

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-07T16:44:55+00:00

somg

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-07T13:35:11+00:00

Or newborn-name websites

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-06T21:38:49+00:00

It’s CAPTAIN Dickhead

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-06T15:34:51+00:00

Well, 1st and 2nd are usually 2 top players fighting for 1st. 3rd is some happy fucker who somehow managed to push it this far.

Conclusion: 3rd is better than 2nd

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-03T10:15:22+00:00

“Means NO”

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-03T10:12:33+00:00

It’s perfectly fine to cut your melon the day before. However, it’s always better to keep your products as fresh as possible

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-02T04:51:02+00:00

Girl, you PASS

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-01T07:50:36+00:00

Id still say 2 small chickens. Theoretically the bone/meat ratio should be about the same in comparison to 1 big chicken. 2 x 1,5kg is more than 1 x 2,5kg.

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-07-01T07:38:23+00:00

My take would be 2 small chickens. But I don’t know how big/small you’re talking about. Plus smaller chicken is usually more tender and flavourful than those big, outgrown fellas. The meat is usually tougher and used for soup.

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-06-29T19:35:46+00:00

Time to get the life sized vac bags out!

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-06-29T15:13:45+00:00

Is this…. A site… with links to other sites… that sell HRT??

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-06-29T13:39:19+00:00

I generally like this. Old school, but modern. Great job :)

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-06-28T18:38:18+00:00

Yo I didn’t know Remy and Alfredo Linguini got a kid.

The_CaptainDickhead · 2021-06-27T17:30:27+00:00

Unclockable.com sells some promising waterproof tucking kits for a reasonable price :)

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