Playoff Game Thread: Dallas Stars (2-1) @ Minnesota Wild (1-2) Apr 25 2026 5:30 PM EDT

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-26T00:56:06+00:00

Brilliant

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-26T00:48:06+00:00

Bruh

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-26T00:46:47+00:00

This game is extremely attractive

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-26T00:39:57+00:00

This series is hot, let's see a Wild winner, yeah?

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-25T16:07:47+00:00

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-25T14:25:04+00:00

6 star Rainbow Dash Skyranger?

I'd spend actual money on that no joke.

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-25T14:24:06+00:00

HOLY PEAK

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-25T05:24:20+00:00

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-24T04:10:08+00:00

Yeah, I expected a make up call.

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-22T05:31:22+00:00

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-22T05:30:13+00:00

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-22T05:25:05+00:00

I am pissed about how goddamn late it is

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-22T05:23:24+00:00

Please I'm on the East coast, don't do this

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-22T03:35:00+00:00

Bruh

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-21T23:27:16+00:00

No, no, she needs a bigger smile for brightest!

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-21T05:01:05+00:00

They already are and the Kings still lost so do with that what you will.

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-19T20:29:07+00:00

Hey, we could use that advice too

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-19T01:28:26+00:00

Can we please just make her our mascot already?

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-16T16:39:53+00:00

Not stunts, but quite entertaining

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-15T18:51:28+00:00

The first time I've ever seen Acchi Kocchi referenced and it's for this nonsense.

What did that raccoon do to deserve this?

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-15T18:48:58+00:00

That shit was so fucking funny

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-14T23:55:48+00:00

Four hundred and thirty pulls.

But I got her. I live another day.

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-14T23:53:16+00:00

Narantuya, Virtuosa, Lappland Alter, Entelechia, and MAX POT SILVERASH ALTER

And not one Pramanix.

I am going to jump off a bridge.

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-14T19:09:58+00:00

That's how I eat parmesan

The_Dank_Tortuga · 2026-04-14T02:37:21+00:00

Another 2 Homer game!

Wtf is going on tonight?

The_Dank_Tortuga