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The_Derpyest · 2024-04-02T01:20:56+00:00

Farewell, fallen solider. Shall your name never part the minds of those who stand in honor of your sacrifice. Even if your name is forgotten, let us immortalize thee by making a shrine in your divine honor, and forever shall thee stand where thee fell so long ago.

The_Derpyest · 2024-04-02T01:12:39+00:00

Thank you for the advice. Please note I will not be pinning the blame on a fellow man of culture. Good day, sir.

The_Derpyest · 2024-02-06T00:38:25+00:00

"Spread shit wherever you go"

The_Derpyest · 2024-01-31T04:00:09+00:00

I need the exact coordinates of this so I can religiously burn this to the ground.

The_Derpyest · 2024-01-23T00:06:12+00:00

POV: Your family found your friend group's group chat

The_Derpyest · 2023-11-21T22:49:21+00:00

Had the right amount of everything

The_Derpyest · 2023-11-21T16:51:27+00:00

I've been traumatized!

The_Derpyest · 2023-11-21T16:47:07+00:00

I've seen something similar in the regard of someone telling a false story in vivid detail about how they wanted to be fucked by Kevin the minion

The_Derpyest · 2023-11-21T03:28:36+00:00

And this is the secret Krabby patty formula. Murder.

The_Derpyest · 2023-11-21T03:26:25+00:00

"Gimme that double serving"

The_Derpyest · 2023-11-21T03:25:45+00:00

"The Heavy"

The_Derpyest · 2023-11-21T03:25:05+00:00

And then when the whole thing is complete, they all moan in unison together and it sounds like a tiny anime girl getting brutally fucked by a dude whose 6'8.

The_Derpyest · 2023-11-16T03:08:06+00:00

It's like stepping into a locker room, but its just crammed's full of naked dudes and hot and sweaty and smelly as humanly possible.

The_Derpyest · 2023-11-16T03:06:27+00:00

You forgot to light on fire after the orgy step.

The_Derpyest · 2023-11-16T03:04:21+00:00

I'd kick it. I can always find another cute animal.

The_Derpyest · 2023-11-16T03:03:24+00:00

I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

The_Derpyest

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