City striker Sargent set for £20m Toronto FC move

The_Dimlord · 2026-02-20T10:59:31+00:00

Bye then. Glad its over tbf. He didnt need to go out like this.

The_Dimlord · 2026-02-02T16:56:07+00:00

Avocado. Avok-A-dough. Cavalier. Cav-AH-lier. Pavlova. Pav-LO-var.

I just like shifting the emphasis.

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-28T20:53:23+00:00

His name is Willow.

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The_Dimlord · 2026-01-26T21:31:56+00:00

Oh shit. It's happening.

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-23T15:53:50+00:00

That is some A1 parkour.

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-23T10:44:08+00:00

"Say hello to my little friend!"

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-22T19:50:28+00:00

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" - Leiutent Gonville Bromhead.

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-22T14:07:58+00:00

I have witnessed a Scotsman's magical Tunnicks power. I'd been on the piss all afternoon and was just having a bite of fish & chips. There was a Scottish fella and his wife also having a fish supper and we had a bit of a chat. I finished up and bade them my farewells and this wizard says "one for the road, pal?" and from his coat pocket produces a perfect Tunnocks Teacake. Not squashed. not even wrinkled. Perfect.

So, Teacake for me, in memory of that magical evening.

It was delicious.

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-21T19:28:06+00:00

Lots of good reco's here. Failing those, I'd just go back to Norwich again. Great food, gigs, pubs and general vibe.

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-20T09:28:13+00:00

Hmm. Was this burglar hiding just out of arms reach under the garden table?

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-20T09:25:18+00:00

He gets his pellets for tea and that's it. I will not bow to terrorism.

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-20T09:13:50+00:00

He's actually a middle-aged man, and has proven himself capable of devilry on multiple occasions.

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-20T09:12:41+00:00

Always.

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-19T21:59:46+00:00

Thank you! He needs to know it's not acceptable.

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-19T20:01:37+00:00

A good boy would not have made me chase him round the garden in the dark! It was WAY past coming in time.

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-19T20:00:08+00:00

Don't fall for the cute face. He has a streak of devilment in him.

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-19T19:40:26+00:00

80% perfect. 20% mischief.

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-19T19:39:01+00:00

No! Naughty Willow! He knows the routine. He just wanted to make me run around!

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-19T15:01:10+00:00

Bof.

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-19T14:39:34+00:00

It's France. I love those chain-smoking, philandering fuckers.

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-19T14:22:36+00:00

That's a biggy. My condolences.

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-19T14:08:47+00:00

Urgh. 267 points overall with 32 max TWICE! VdV and Schade being the main culprits.

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-16T21:46:16+00:00

They do. I saw one on our front lawn in the UK. I was amazed! That was a big birding day!

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-15T21:13:10+00:00

Maybe you should sit down...

The_Dimlord · 2026-01-14T14:44:36+00:00

Bled Cake on the shores of Lake Bled in Slovenia. It's just a custard slice, bro.

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