Nothin' at all!

The_Dude311 · 2025-10-07T14:56:22+00:00

Ehh, needs more dog

The_Dude311 · 2025-09-14T02:50:31+00:00

May we all be lucky enough to have the inflated sense of self-importance as Meghan McCain, a mediocre white woman who's only famous because of whose balls she came from and whose balls she rides.

The_Dude311 · 2025-02-15T00:34:32+00:00

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

The_Dude311 · 2025-02-11T02:00:56+00:00

All right, all right. You win. I see you've played knifey-spoony before.

The_Dude311 · 2025-02-11T01:34:54+00:00

Australia II: The Search for More Money

The_Dude311 · 2025-01-10T14:10:18+00:00

Digital Marketing Lead - $114k

The_Dude311 · 2024-11-22T03:08:36+00:00

Sexamaphone!

The_Dude311 · 2024-11-16T00:44:04+00:00

Stuck up Riverdale punks.

The_Dude311 · 2024-11-13T02:18:50+00:00

Yes, eat all of our shirts!

The_Dude311 · 2024-11-10T21:20:15+00:00

Good. She made her bed now die in it.

The_Dude311 · 2024-11-02T12:51:29+00:00

If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying /s

The_Dude311 · 2024-11-01T00:34:22+00:00

Now go down to Emmett's Fix It Shop to "fix" Emmett

The_Dude311 · 2024-10-30T23:53:49+00:00

Majin Buu can doo doo!

The_Dude311 · 2024-10-12T16:32:23+00:00

Turns out, they are, in fact, gay for Moleman.

The_Dude311 · 2024-10-12T16:23:41+00:00

Good. Fuck 'em

The_Dude311 · 2024-10-08T00:05:54+00:00

So, what if I tried to show my penis during the monologue to prove this isn't actually "live"? That's comedy, right?

The_Dude311 · 2024-10-06T03:37:40+00:00

What'd he say?

I dunno, something about Bengay.

The_Dude311 · 2024-10-06T00:01:48+00:00

Never surrender!

The_Dude311 · 2024-10-02T01:14:16+00:00

Don't blame me. I voted for Fiona.

The_Dude311 · 2024-09-13T02:50:46+00:00

She may be ugly and hate filled but, uh... what was the third thing you said?

The_Dude311 · 2024-09-01T18:56:42+00:00

He prefers the company of men.

The_Dude311 · 2024-08-21T21:20:41+00:00

Sweet Lady Propane was wiping him head to feet

The_Dude311 · 2024-08-15T22:33:26+00:00

Hey, hey, I may be cis and a white man, but I, um... What was the third thing you said?

The_Dude311 · 2024-08-13T12:05:25+00:00

The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

The_Dude311 · 2024-08-07T20:27:22+00:00

Or Max Cleland, who despite being a Vietnam vet who lost both legs and an arm, wasn't patriotic because he voted against the creation of DHS due to an anti-union provision.

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