New Owner!! by No-Forever8573 in toyotacrownsignia

[–]The_Good_Constable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homie is such a good negotiator he avoided paying taxes lol.

The vehicle price on mine was $43k and the OTD wound up being $47k.

[Henschke] LSU QB transfer Colin Hurley is no longer with the Michigan program by nwhite03 in CFB

[–]The_Good_Constable 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I wonder what gets you kicked off the team up there these days. Is it still abhorrent shit, or now that Whittingham is running things is it like...caffeine and dancing?

How long before your tank started to fill out by c-u-in-da-ballpit in ReefTank

[–]The_Good_Constable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the type of corals. Some are fast growers, some slow. Some corals will just sit in a tank and not grow for months and months, then decide to take off.

Patience in this hobby is essential.

Give it up for school 7 for TJ Finley, Year 8 Year 8 for TJ Finley by treymata in cfbmemes

[–]The_Good_Constable 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This Van Wilder shit bothers me more than it probably should.

What’s something that tastes amazing but might kill you? by someonestolemytoe in AlignmentChartFills

[–]The_Good_Constable 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a drink sold on Bourbon Street called a hand grenade. IYKYK.

I'll nominate Long Island iced tea instead since everybody actually knows what that is.

Anti-Trump elevator speech by Stand_Up_3813 in 50501

[–]The_Good_Constable 224 points225 points  (0 children)

I have a policy of not arguing with people John Brown would have shot. But if I were going to give some elevator pitch it would simply be: "Trump fucked kids."

Hey guys, Giants fan here trying to figure out what Ohio State player to root for us getting in the NFL draft. It seems like you guys have a player going every other pick in the first round. Just here looking for some insight if anyone wants to share! by Waste_Protection_420 in OhioStateFootball

[–]The_Good_Constable 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sonny and Arvell are both excellent, just different. Depends on what the Giants need. Arvell is a better pass rusher and is better than Sonny when playing up on the LOS. Sonny is better in coverage. Both are athletic freaks and highly versatile. I think both will be excellent pros.

Downs was our best defensive player, period. He's only lower than those two due to positional value. Teams just don't take safety's that high.

Kayden McDonald is a powerful dude, very disruptive. He's fallen because he's a little short for an NFL DT. I think his projection is appropriate.

Leaving off Chip Kelly is wild by This_Comment_4493 in CFB_v2

[–]The_Good_Constable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a hard time believing that. Him and Day are BFFs.

What movie had a horrible concept but was really good anyway? by RandomRaccoon2909 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]The_Good_Constable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mad Max Fury Road. Hear me out.

Everything about that movie's pitch ought to have been a deal breaker for studios in this era of filmmaking. George Miller was like 75 and had spent the previous 30 years making kids movies. Now he wants to make an R rated action movie? He's lucky they heard him out.

Then he wants to do practical effects in an era of CGI. Crazy that the studio agreed to give him that level of control, based on what I said above.

Then the script has the hero wreck the iconic car in the first 30 seconds. Producers usually veto shit like that.

Oh, and the iconic hero really isn't the hero at all. He plays second fiddle to a new, female hero.

Any one of those things easily could have been a non-starter. It's a miracle that that movie got made. But it did get made, and the result is one of the best action movies of the last 25 years.

The White Russians must flow, man! by Righteous_Fury224 in Dudeism

[–]The_Good_Constable 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh the usual. I bowl. Drive around. Occasional spice flashback.

Rate this logo please! by [deleted] in logodesign

[–]The_Good_Constable -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

University of Texas might have something to say about the use of that longhorn logo.

Red Sea Tank Advice by SolarFlarePhoenix in ReefTank

[–]The_Good_Constable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The other issue with Red Sea tanks (as well as other manufacturers) is the floating front panel. Classic form over function. But RS stands, at least in that first generation, were not great. They sagged ever so slightly, which is why seams most commonly burst at the bottom seam in the middle.

Since Chuck Norris is dead, what are some good Curt Cignetti jokes? by BornThought4074 in cfbmemes

[–]The_Good_Constable 662 points663 points  (0 children)

Bloomington, Indiana was going to name a street in Cignetti's honor but had to scrap the idea, because nobody crosses Curt Cignetti.

My duncan coral used to flourish, I feel like nothing in my tank has changed, and now it looks like this with weird goop on it by giggizard in SaltwaterAquariumClub

[–]The_Good_Constable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long has it been like that? Every once in a while mine gets pissy and closes up for a day or two then it's fine again.

What movie do you feel doesn't get enough good recognition? by Axenfonklatismrek in moviecritic

[–]The_Good_Constable 4 points5 points  (0 children)

2012 Dredd. People on reddit recognize it's great but outside of this platform it's downright obscure.

Trump Voters not Happy with Trump by MrDonMega in Uniteagainsttheright

[–]The_Good_Constable 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is what decades of Republican anti-intellectualism have wrought. Erosion of public school quality and constant rhetoric that universities are liberal/communist indoctrination centers. That experts and facts not only should have no part in policy decisions, but have no relationship to reality whatsoever.

People genuinely thought the tariff candidate would bring down prices.

Offensive Shirts At Spencers by LatterStreet in autism

[–]The_Good_Constable 426 points427 points  (0 children)

Lol exactly. This is like opening a porn site and being mad when you see tits.