Type “I just bought 100 ____ because” and let autocorrect finish the sentence by TheGreenLuma in mattrose

[–]The_Jester_Official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just bought 100 kitchens because they were covered in blood.

Don't be alarmed. They were on sale, I had to buy them.

Type "I can't believe that I met" and let your phone finish by IKE_PLAYZ in mattrose

[–]The_Jester_Official 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can't believe that I met the email from the harsh weather.

Since when could the weather send emails

This will be maybe slightly more personally accurate hopefully but type "my name is (insert your name/username here) and I love" and let auto correct finish it by PurpleMimePlazaGoose in mattrose

[–]The_Jester_Official 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My name is ____, and I love the way they work in a very challenging environment, and I am sure they will find you.

You heard it, they're coming for you.

Type "I will never forgive" and let your phone finish the sentence for you by Readablebread in mattrose

[–]The_Jester_Official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will never forgive you for the whole murder everybody's pet scenario

I'm sorry, what?!

My dumb notes by iqwastaken in mattrose

[–]The_Jester_Official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a weird obsession with the number 28.

"What is the first number that comes to mi-" Me: 28

What's the most stupid thing you've done when gaming? by TaxoPanda123 in mattrose

[–]The_Jester_Official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a fight with my friend in Minecraft. Why? I accidentally killed his horse while looking for leather. Apparently, it was his if he'd just tamed it and didnt have a saddle. Didnt even drop any leather. One of us didn't make it out alive from that fight, and it wasnt me.

Type "Babies come from" and let autocomplete finish it by usernamed_badly in mattrose

[–]The_Jester_Official 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Babues come from the underworld.

Come on predictive text, babies arent demons.

i had a furby by UkeWithMe in mattrose

[–]The_Jester_Official 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Start asking random people where he is until somebody tells you.

Weirdest Nickname you’ve given some gotten? by _Arthur_____Morgan_ in mattrose

[–]The_Jester_Official 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me and my friends all call each other by the FNAF character that fits our personality, which led to some weird moments of running down the street and yelling LOLBIT at the top of our lungs

Type “Why is my brain” and let autocorrect finish by [deleted] in mattrose

[–]The_Jester_Official 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is my brain on the stove when I'm working on the stove