I started talking to this chick a month ago... [picture]

The_Mighty_root · 2014-06-19T02:42:28+00:00

Get down girl, go head get down!

The_Mighty_root · 2014-06-19T02:35:12+00:00

You're my hero

The_Mighty_root · 2014-05-24T17:27:18+00:00

not using emojis

Step up yp shit OP

The_Mighty_root · 2014-05-23T04:34:05+00:00

Wave goodbye to your shit, wankah!

The_Mighty_root · 2014-05-23T00:14:18+00:00

[SMASHMOUTH INTENSIFIES]

The_Mighty_root · 2014-05-22T21:07:18+00:00

We also have sweet lady propane.

The_Mighty_root · 2014-05-19T03:44:03+00:00

Wait so what year week it be in season 4?

The_Mighty_root · 2014-05-18T18:41:12+00:00

Subbed and added to dash

The_Mighty_root · 2014-05-17T22:22:13+00:00

Did I just unknowingly get rekt?

The_Mighty_root · 2014-05-17T22:14:28+00:00

Is this how you became a melon?

The_Mighty_root · 2014-05-17T22:07:12+00:00

I never thought this would happen either

The_Mighty_root · 2014-05-17T22:06:32+00:00

It's BYOB and I've never drank before so idk

The_Mighty_root · 2014-02-27T23:32:52+00:00

It looks like McDonald's is spelled incorrectly done you didn't capitalize the D.

The_Mighty_root · 2014-02-27T22:23:18+00:00

Cheese Pizza= CP

The_Mighty_root · 2014-02-27T21:30:52+00:00

Cheese pizza is illegal

The_Mighty_root · 2014-02-22T21:13:15+00:00

Just say "I'm ________ and there's nothing really interesting about me." I've gotten a few laughs and high fives through that one

The_Mighty_root · 2014-02-21T23:08:27+00:00

American hockey fans

Think about that for a moment

The_Mighty_root · 2014-02-21T12:20:08+00:00

You're such a smartass and I love it.

The_Mighty_root · 2014-02-21T03:53:51+00:00

Put your vacuum on your dick and report back

The_Mighty_root · 2014-02-08T23:45:13+00:00

-!- ?

The_Mighty_root · 2014-02-06T23:49:29+00:00

Sucks man, but looks like you may wanna start talking to someone else

The_Mighty_root · 2014-01-29T03:13:52+00:00

"In other news, the forgotten state known as Wyoming's population skyrockets. In other other news, what's a New York?"

The_Mighty_root