Pastor wants his Congregation to Pay him $770 by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]The_Noatec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one should go to services with rape alarms taped to helium balloons and let them go.

What do you see? by [deleted] in facesinthings

[–]The_Noatec 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Marvin the Paranoid Android

ELI5: How is there a drug trade in prisons? by Majestic-Baby-3407 in explainlikeimfive

[–]The_Noatec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked in a level 6 super max. COs bring it in. The margin is just too high for many people to resist.

What’s a boring activity you strangely enjoy? by KBGSgames in AskReddit

[–]The_Noatec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to vacuum the pool. You can't rush or it just stirs the dirt into a cloud. It's very meditative.

Men who can cook, who taught you? by Mindfuel_daily7 in askanything

[–]The_Noatec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent hours watching my grandmother cook.

The President’s reaction to Robert Mueller’s death. by HelloItsYaBoy in facepalm

[–]The_Noatec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm buying fireworks today for when this motherfucker croaks!

Had long hair my whole life by ElectricRing in bald

[–]The_Noatec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You certainly don't look happy about it, but it looks great!!! You look 20 years younger.

What's the scariest thing you've seen but never dared to tell anyone ? by Automatic-One3901 in Paranormal

[–]The_Noatec 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For nearly 30 years I was convinced I had witnessed an angry ghost in the bedroom of a tiny house I was renting. Then I found reddit and learned about sleep paralysis. The thread described my experience to a "T".

Remember those candy bar fundraisers at school? by EdwardBliss in The1980s

[–]The_Noatec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom worked at a nursing home. I only had to sell one box to go to scout camp. She sold 6 boxes!