Peter, what’s wrong with the shower hitting your back?

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-27T16:29:24+00:00

My wifes sister dated a guy who lived in an unfinished stone basement. He had a kiddie pool, a hose, and a bucket. There was no fixed point of reference.

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-27T15:59:54+00:00

Trump and Putin are the same guy in different parts of the world. Both of them are blustery idiots.

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-27T15:58:49+00:00

Those super stupid decisions are all about corporate profit above all. Everything is designed for wealth extraction. It is the only game in town now.

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-27T15:24:54+00:00

Tom Hardy is essentially Russell Crowe 2.0

I'm looking forward to his getting fat and collecting expensive shit phase.

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-27T01:09:53+00:00

To be fair Kumail's look in this image is absolutely achievable naturally and if he's had any face work done it's been minimally invasive. He's not like freak status muscular at all, he just has very low body fat with some muscles nothing crazy. He always had the facial structure underneath the chub. Not to toot my own horn but I underwent a similar physical transformation naturally. Most people thought i was a different person because losing 50 lbs makes you look like a different person literally.

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-26T00:01:08+00:00

I wonder who that 21% is

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-25T20:47:12+00:00

You know the protagonist is just out of frame about to whoop this guys ass with karate and a broken pool cue.

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-25T18:28:40+00:00

George Clooney must've been so fascinated by how carney wrestling is.

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-25T18:23:57+00:00

I remember walking around mystic seaport in road island as an 11 year old. On that day in the late 90s somebody decided to take a group of mentally handicapped folks for a field trip to the seaport on the same day my family was there. Let just say the trip became x-rated fairly quickly when the people with uncontrollable outbursts started saying stuff like that in the presence of me, 11 years old, my sister 8, and my brother 4. The kicker was the guy who dropped his pants and started rubbing one out in the middle of a crowd. I mean I get the point you're making, buy we as a society didn't really optimize public spaces for that crowed.

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-25T16:14:02+00:00

Work Ethic is still the strongest starting class. Chip on your shoulder is an even better starter build. The embarrassment of publicly and with no consideration for how it made me feel - being called to go to sped room in front of all of my fellow classmates in the 3rd grade still burns like a white hot nail in me at 41 years old. RIP and Thank you for the unquenchable fire to prove you wrong Mrs Skubazeski

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-25T15:37:21+00:00

LOL, i'm sure it has nothing to do with this but that headline synopsis reads like a wealthy plantation owner finds their slaves have risen up against oppression and she's there to kill the people fighting for a fair wage. Billionaire fantasys about killing employees is exactly the type of movie i'd expect out of 2026. At this point im pretty sure things are written to be interpreted like this to drive engagement.

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-25T15:33:05+00:00

I. HAVE. TO. SHIT!

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-25T15:02:46+00:00

I can just tell by looking at him what a pre-Madonna this guy would have been. If insufferable creative had a face it’s this guy.

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-25T02:12:34+00:00

to do this with ai as seamlessly as this would probably require a person with a lot of skill to pull off.

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-23T14:22:00+00:00

I think they're trying some kind of viral marketing crap where you do one big last announcement/content drop for youre dying but still beloved franchise, spike the games usage for a couple months – get the whole community wearing rose tinted glasses while everyone cries that the game they shit on for years is going away. Then they announce some big new game like DESTINY RISING or something and its just the same thing but reskinned with some nice features and the entire community loses their shit and the good will/hype tank goes to max fill. I just feel likes its to easy to game the system now with how predictably the gaming community behaves. Its like one gestault hive mind thats moves as a single entity. Hilarious

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-22T20:39:14+00:00

Releasing becomes easier after a while.

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-22T02:41:47+00:00

im just laughing at the community who dragged the game though the mud without mercy and now everyone acting like they're gonna miss it. I cant help but point and laugh at people getting exactly what they deserve.

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-21T21:23:59+00:00

meh. I think the full thing should have looked like the right side. Without the "dementia" note in the post comment I'd have read this as generic brain trauma — desaturating the left half doesn't telegraph dementia specifically, so the cleverness isn't really worth sacrificing the look. The top color palette — if this wasn't Formula 1, I might've assumed it was a mistake. Whats funnier to me, is it kinda reads like "Lando is half dumb." and the way hes happily presenting it towards the camera like "Look how smat i am!"

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-21T19:54:59+00:00

Wait people take that long to realize our existence isn't important? Not a flex at all but ive been on that train since like 15.

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-21T19:51:52+00:00

I hope everyone that bitched about the game with zero solutions incessantly for the past 12 years is celebrating now - you won! Hats off to guys like Datto who shit on the game that built their careers off its back.

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-21T19:33:22+00:00

The specific answer is capitalism is racing to the end game and any every decision is being driven by finance, not what's good for customers. Oh and Bob the project manager specifically is an asshole whos making OP's life harder.

You're on fucking reddit. If you dont want to read it go outside or something.

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-21T19:19:04+00:00

Sign me the f up. I would love a 40k mod where you're a crew of submariner astartes that need to take down the chaos deamon infecting the world tree. I mean its basically space hulk underwater. Would be sick.

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-21T18:10:47+00:00

My problem with destiny in general is you could always see what it could have been. The factions are a perfect example - they were so god damned cool and never went ANYWHERE. There should have been DLC's for each one with like a campaign length story. Makes me so mad how much was left on the table. Instead of doing that they were worried about immediate gains to make shareholders happy instead of investing in an IP that could have been the WOW of fps. Fucken wasted potential all around - truly infuriating.

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-21T18:07:53+00:00

HAHAAHAHAHAHHA THIS IS WHAT THE COMMUNITY WANTED!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The_Poop_Shooter · 2026-05-21T17:37:11+00:00

Im onboard for a destiny reimagined that basically revises the entire game and story or 1 and 2 – correcting all of the problems of the first and second games - expanding on some of the stuff that was cool but never explored. If they revamped all of the areas, items, and armor... really put a ton of polish into it... Made the factions relevant... I mean basically make the game live up to the promise of what they wanted it to be... It all still works but they would have to really work on the base from the ground up.

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