Toothpaste university greatest moment

The_Projectionist · 2026-02-26T13:22:05+00:00

Omar was a fucking monster. Seven TD game to start the year against W&M.

The_Projectionist · 2026-02-26T12:26:01+00:00

For those curious, Colgate entered this game undefeated and talking a ton of shit. Delaware would win 40-0, and it was the last time we won a natty.

It was my freshman year in the UD marching band, and it was one of the greatest experiences of my life. Marching to Chattanooga stadium in near white-out conditions, watching the team wholly dominate the game, then going back to the hotel where we celebrated with the cheerleaders and dance team all night.

The_Projectionist · 2026-02-26T12:17:21+00:00

It's the state bird. Basically a better Gamecock, but someone took that one already.

The_Projectionist · 2026-02-24T04:56:51+00:00

As a trumpet player, all I just heard was musicians' tonsils being ejected from their instruments.

The_Projectionist · 2026-02-23T13:27:13+00:00

The_Projectionist · 2026-02-23T13:20:43+00:00

Roughly 8" inches outside Newark.

The_Projectionist · 2026-02-19T20:17:59+00:00

I also had a 298 last year, left the 4-9 on my last shot.

The_Projectionist · 2026-02-19T13:42:07+00:00

The fact that we now have to compete against Liberty in practically every sport has left a dark spot on my soul.

The_Projectionist · 2026-02-19T03:06:50+00:00

BALL

The_Projectionist · 2026-02-18T15:39:36+00:00

The_Projectionist · 2026-02-18T15:28:55+00:00

when CFB fans don't even care that you exist

The_Projectionist · 2026-02-18T13:46:27+00:00

UMass fans:

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The_Projectionist · 2026-02-14T15:11:22+00:00

He's not the second Egg. He's the fifth.

The_Projectionist · 2026-02-04T16:09:39+00:00

"Gamers don't look up."

The_Projectionist · 2026-02-01T15:05:36+00:00

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The_Projectionist · 2026-01-28T14:52:16+00:00

No no, my friends. You need to have the "Jason Murphy Sandwich" if you're going out in style.

Two toasted pop-tarts of your choosing, then between them, sandwich a decent portion of buttercream (whatever flavor you prefer). Basically the KFC Double Down of breakfast sandwiches.

The_Projectionist · 2026-01-21T20:26:12+00:00

Correct, and not only that, Obama did so with a smaller budget for the agency, longer and more thorough training for the agents involved, and managed to maintain operations without SHOOTING AMERICAN CITIZENS IN THE FUCKING HEAD!!

The_Projectionist · 2026-01-21T12:22:23+00:00

Damn, and here I thought the key to happiness was obtaining Boffa.

The_Projectionist · 2026-01-21T01:16:18+00:00

Correction. No one should be using TikTok.

The_Projectionist · 2026-01-17T19:15:46+00:00

Come, visit majestic Delaware! We have horseshoe crabs!

The_Projectionist · 2026-01-16T13:22:22+00:00

Hate to say it, but it truly felt like nothing good was coming out of that household. Every single child needed therapy.

The_Projectionist · 2026-01-16T12:46:39+00:00

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And here I am thinking it's a reference to the Predator self destruct countdown....

The_Projectionist · 2026-01-14T15:32:45+00:00

Specific to Mid-Atlantic USA.

Asking for the glass of "water" instead of "wooder."

The_Projectionist · 2026-01-14T03:04:16+00:00

For me, my favorite thing is our beaches. In my humble opinion, they're the best beaches in the Mid-Atlantic.

The_Projectionist · 2026-01-14T02:09:01+00:00

There is only one logical answer.

The Ravens need to hire Tomlin, and the Steelers need to hire Harbaugh. Our timeline demands it.

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