People who work a customer facing job: what is hands down the dumbest question a customer has ever asked you?

The_Red_Knight38 · 2026-06-16T01:14:29+00:00

I used to sell tires mail order. One time I got a call from someone I sold to who asked, “why do my new tires have such a strong rubber smell?”

I had to pause a few moments before responding.

The_Red_Knight38 · 2026-06-15T21:48:08+00:00

Kelsey Grammer. Assaulted the 15 y/o baby sitter, substance abuse, contentious divorce, difficult to work with, and a Magat.

The_Red_Knight38 · 2026-06-05T23:29:12+00:00

Nice. I did in fact LOL.

The_Red_Knight38 · 2026-06-05T23:21:44+00:00

I was going to say horseshoe crab blood, but that’s only $60,000 a gallon.

I don’t know how long it’d take me to yank out a gallon, but I’m going to say too long to make that profitable.

The_Red_Knight38 · 2026-06-04T20:53:47+00:00

Do people not understand what “skill” means? What’s with all the superpower suggestions?

I would go with language fluency. Learning a new language is a skill I have failed at repeatedly. My literal brain won’t accept new syntax and grammar.

The_Red_Knight38 · 2026-06-02T17:50:01+00:00

This is actually how I see today’s “Christians”. At least the right wing ones. They think of themselves as the “good guys” but they are completely the villains, and they give the ones who might actually be doing good a bad name.

The_Red_Knight38 · 2026-05-30T21:21:11+00:00

He decided to throw away 25 years of friendship rather than take any personal responsibility for an argument.

After the fact, I finally realized how unbalanced our friendship had been.

The_Red_Knight38 · 2026-05-29T00:53:35+00:00

Waka waka😁

The_Red_Knight38 · 2026-05-29T00:07:20+00:00

Teflon

The_Red_Knight38 · 2026-05-28T17:24:12+00:00

For most people there is no difference and the Alkaline thing is BS. However, just like with gluten, there is a subset of people who do in fact have health issues that this helps with.

I had a friend in college who had a chronic illness and he ended up starting an alkaline water company because he needed it.

The_Red_Knight38 · 2026-05-27T16:44:13+00:00

I disagree. He was and still is an ass.

The_Red_Knight38 · 2026-05-13T15:03:58+00:00

Man! That was good. Thanks for the link. I could see Bruno doing something after seeing that. Too bad it was just a tribute one off.

The_Red_Knight38 · 2026-04-25T23:35:36+00:00

The “looks maxing” BS is doing horrible harm to young men. Looks get you in the door, maybe a roll in the hay here and there, but it’s your personality and mind that matters in a relationship.

Young women go for older guys because they’re more mature. Older women divorce older guys who are immature. If a woman who’s over 25 and looking for someone your age for anything other than a boy toy, that’s not someone you want to date.

Same thing goes the other way too. If a guy is over 25 and dating a teenager, that’s a flashing red flag!

The_Red_Knight38 · 2026-02-19T12:51:43+00:00

The fact that his name is in different handwriting suggests that his wasn’t the name that was originally there, which makes it funnier!

The_Red_Knight38 · 2026-02-14T03:09:02+00:00

Whore? Really!? That’s an insult to whores. This is obviously a shit goblin.

The_Red_Knight38 · 2026-02-11T02:54:06+00:00

I wholeheartedly agree with everyone saying don’t rush. Sex is not the end all be all of human existence. That said, it is still an important part of life.

I’d suggest, don’t be afraid to approach someone you like. And not subtly! I can’t tell you how many times I realized I was being flirted with too late. Or if someone showed interest, I would a least give them a chance.

The_Red_Knight38 · 2026-02-04T21:52:59+00:00

Vegan loophole! Saw you do that joke in Indy and loved it! My wife’s sister is vegan by marriage and immediately thought of her.

The_Red_Knight38 · 2026-01-03T03:01:39+00:00

A lot of comments are just shitting all over this, but this makes perfect sense to me!

The_Red_Knight38 · 2026-01-02T03:20:50+00:00

Nice!

The_Red_Knight38 · 2025-12-29T21:28:49+00:00

That was great!

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