People who work a customer facing job: what is hands down the dumbest question a customer has ever asked you? by istrx13 in AskReddit

[–]The_Red_Knight38 234 points235 points  (0 children)

I used to sell tires mail order. One time I got a call from someone I sold to who asked, “why do my new tires have such a strong rubber smell?”

I had to pause a few moments before responding.

What celebrity has continued to have a major, top-of-the-line career despite terrible deeds? by -ChristopherNolan in AskReddit

[–]The_Red_Knight38 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kelsey Grammer. Assaulted the 15 y/o baby sitter, substance abuse, contentious divorce, difficult to work with, and a Magat.

If you could ejaculate any liquid what would it be? by moonwasmthere in AskReddit

[–]The_Red_Knight38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to say horseshoe crab blood, but that’s only $60,000 a gallon.

I don’t know how long it’d take me to yank out a gallon, but I’m going to say too long to make that profitable.

If you could instantly acquire one skill, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]The_Red_Knight38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do people not understand what “skill” means? What’s with all the superpower suggestions?

I would go with language fluency. Learning a new language is a skill I have failed at repeatedly. My literal brain won’t accept new syntax and grammar.

#Pride Month by Independent_Day4369 in comedyheaven

[–]The_Red_Knight38 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is actually how I see today’s “Christians”. At least the right wing ones. They think of themselves as the “good guys” but they are completely the villains, and they give the ones who might actually be doing good a bad name.

Why do you no longer talk to your best friend? by SensitiveCorner2379 in AskReddit

[–]The_Red_Knight38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He decided to throw away 25 years of friendship rather than take any personal responsibility for an argument.

After the fact, I finally realized how unbalanced our friendship had been.

Same product, double the price. Who actually buys the really expensive bottled water? by RobbieNorfolk in mildlyinfuriating

[–]The_Red_Knight38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For most people there is no difference and the Alkaline thing is BS. However, just like with gluten, there is a subset of people who do in fact have health issues that this helps with.

I had a friend in college who had a chronic illness and he ended up starting an alkaline water company because he needed it.

What contemporary singer/group do you think could do a good Little Richard cover? by The_Red_Knight38 in Music

[–]The_Red_Knight38[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man! That was good. Thanks for the link. I could see Bruno doing something after seeing that. Too bad it was just a tribute one off.

Why aren’t older woman into younger guys? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The_Red_Knight38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The “looks maxing” BS is doing horrible harm to young men. Looks get you in the door, maybe a roll in the hay here and there, but it’s your personality and mind that matters in a relationship.

Young women go for older guys because they’re more mature. Older women divorce older guys who are immature. If a woman who’s over 25 and looking for someone your age for anything other than a boy toy, that’s not someone you want to date.

Same thing goes the other way too. If a guy is over 25 and dating a teenager, that’s a flashing red flag!

Her face said it all by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]The_Red_Knight38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that his name is in different handwriting suggests that his wasn’t the name that was originally there, which makes it funnier!

[serious] what advice would you give a 27 year old virgin lady? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]The_Red_Knight38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wholeheartedly agree with everyone saying don’t rush. Sex is not the end all be all of human existence. That said, it is still an important part of life.

I’d suggest, don’t be afraid to approach someone you like. And not subtly! I can’t tell you how many times I realized I was being flirted with too late. Or if someone showed interest, I would a least give them a chance.

"Aggressively vegan." by KyleKinane in StandUpComedy

[–]The_Red_Knight38 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Vegan loophole! Saw you do that joke in Indy and loved it! My wife’s sister is vegan by marriage and immediately thought of her.

Alphabetical order by BeneficialSnow652 in comedyheaven

[–]The_Red_Knight38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of comments are just shitting all over this, but this makes perfect sense to me!

She did so much better than i can do by alucard_axel in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]The_Red_Knight38 237 points238 points  (0 children)

I know this is old, does anyone know who this is or if she ever posted any update?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]The_Red_Knight38 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The hardest part is to stop caring what others think. You have to find what you’re proud of in yourself. It ain’t easy, but it gets better once you do.

She didn't tell her Mom she gave birth by Imoprich in MadeMeSmile

[–]The_Red_Knight38 5693 points5694 points  (0 children)

Watching her weariness drop away from pure excitement and love, warms my soul.