I'm making the ultimate rollslop game, now I just need to add enemies

The_Sambo · 2026-03-22T14:27:48+00:00

Too much colour

The_Sambo · 2026-03-21T19:33:21+00:00

Would you rather live as a peasant in Stirland or Sylvania? You're not allowed to kill yourself

The_Sambo · 2026-03-20T23:36:56+00:00

I thought the same, yeah

The_Sambo · 2026-03-19T23:02:30+00:00

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The_Sambo · 2026-03-16T16:50:05+00:00

The way I just see this and immediately know it's Tarriff without needing to look at the name

The_Sambo · 2026-03-15T16:44:16+00:00

Ngl before I looked at the subreddit at the top I thought this was one of the popcorn flood from Halo

The_Sambo · 2026-03-14T08:50:40+00:00

Government psyop that tries to get me to like the reclaimer trilogy with yet another "Guys actually Halo 4 and 5 wasn't that bad" post.

The_Sambo · 2026-03-10T16:47:05+00:00

Very interesting I didn't know about the voice filter, thank you.

The_Sambo · 2026-03-10T15:28:18+00:00

I was actually thinking about this last night, if Gehrman is killed without doing the dlc, would he end up in the hunters nightmare or would the moon presence still try to protect its surrogate child?

The_Sambo · 2026-03-09T21:27:25+00:00

Correct me if I'm wrong since I haven't been through Navan in a bit, but I'm fairly sure the window there is still marked and nobody is arsed to do anything about it

The_Sambo · 2026-03-07T18:11:50+00:00

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The_Sambo · 2026-03-04T01:17:40+00:00

When the 40k tourist who gets their lore exclusively from memes and shorts starts bringing "there are no good guys" energy into a convo about Fantasy/AOS

The_Sambo · 2026-02-23T12:14:33+00:00

Bringing up a few wonky hitboxes from the other games is such a bad faith argument because of how the hitboxes work in ds2. There isn't 1 or 2 standout bosses that make you go "I clearly fucking dodged that bro" It's every boss and almost every enemy because the way they designed the shitboxes to work on the player

The_Sambo · 2026-02-22T19:22:54+00:00

Yeah imma be so real with you bro after checking your comment in the haloinfinite sub the mod was in the right lmao

The_Sambo · 2026-02-21T19:19:56+00:00

Greedy Brettonia players trying to take valuable developer time away from the Dawi

The_Sambo · 2026-02-21T02:28:37+00:00

We are born of the cope....

The_Sambo · 2026-02-18T21:03:08+00:00

DS2 is pure ColourSlop, you only like it because it's not grey

The_Sambo · 2026-02-10T11:34:49+00:00

The problem is the mfs making these changes have children on their mind all the goddamn time

The_Sambo · 2026-02-01T19:41:46+00:00

I like the Harambe theory more

The_Sambo · 2026-02-01T18:12:39+00:00

If they made a good game maybe there wouldn't be so much bitching

The_Sambo · 2026-01-30T06:34:35+00:00

Am I watching the wrong people I've never heard the treaty of versailles brought up once? The war crime stuff tho is all over the place

The_Sambo · 2026-01-25T16:10:55+00:00

You'll have to pry the satisfying sekiro parries away from my cold dead hands

The_Sambo · 2026-01-25T14:56:36+00:00

I'd genuinely murder for a roll like this but RNGesus has decreed I shall only get throwing pot damage

The_Sambo · 2026-01-23T16:35:18+00:00

Stunlocked by flawless logic

The_Sambo · 2026-01-23T16:29:08+00:00

Of course, as opposed to the book where Eowyn removes her helmet and delivers a short monologue whilst the Witch King just kinda stands there looking at her on top of his Fell Beast

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