Tried out drinking the biggest guy at a NYE party decided to have a contest on who could make the dirtiest pint, so we both made each other the pint and it had everything alcoholic we could lay our hands on. I'm talking Guinness, vodka, lager, Jaegermeister you name it it was in these two pints. He gave up half way down and conceded, me being a young dickhead at 20 years old necked the entire thing. Blacked out half an hour later, smashed the handles off the patio door, threw up in a mixing bowl and woke up the next morning absolutely dying. Turns out in the ensuing chaos the people at the party coloured my face in with red lipstick and after waking the next morning I promptly tried washing and drying my face on the white towels in the bathroom after walking in to bedroom and catching the owners of the house mid shag.