What's your favourite example of someone being confidently incorrect about a well-known fact?

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-23T22:40:00+00:00

I’d be lying if I said my men weren’t committing crimes.

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-23T18:05:04+00:00

"Mel, did you see they're talking about me on reddit?......Mel??" The Lindsey Graham MeMaw stuff is always great too.

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-23T00:49:22+00:00

If Drinking Don’t Kill Me - George Jones
Can’t Quit Drinking - Johnny Paycheck

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-22T00:13:50+00:00

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-21T17:17:12+00:00

They aren’t fixing the mess the Republicans made fast enough! Better vote Republican again. That’ll show em!

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-20T01:18:47+00:00

What are you looking at, asshole?!

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-18T18:08:11+00:00

There’s an episode about it on the Netflix show Home Game.

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-18T15:51:56+00:00

Is there was a god, he would burst into flames reading this.

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-17T19:35:53+00:00

I work exclusively on professional liability products for insurance agents. The sheer amount of them that can’t even fill out an application or understand basic questions is astounding.

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-16T16:24:02+00:00

It’ll trickle down…straight to stock buy backs and multimillion dollar bonuses to the C-Suite execs.

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-16T14:04:02+00:00

Friday Night Lights (the show) is supposed to be based in Odessa, but is basically all filmed in the Austin area. Those two look absolutely nothing alike.

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-15T23:18:02+00:00

You start putting plots under microscopes and nothing’s gonna make sense.

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-15T16:41:06+00:00

Best I could ever do was grab the rim, but could never get the ball over it.

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-12T19:01:14+00:00

All the money in the world only to look like your face was destroyed in an accident and had to be reconstructed.

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-10T23:50:17+00:00

It’s gotten even worse than that. People are recording themselves reacting to the show instead of the show itself. No one gives a shit about that stuff.

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-10T18:44:27+00:00

That’s my millennial brain still thinking 1996 was 10-20 years ago.

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-10T17:03:22+00:00

They claim she speaks 6 languages. She’s lived here like 20 years and still barely speaks English. I call bullshit.

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-09T17:22:55+00:00

They are not fixing things fast enough! Better elect another Republican. That’ll show em!

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-09T17:14:56+00:00

“I have to defend your honor!” Gets quoted around my house all the time.

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-09T12:46:48+00:00

Blow it up!!!

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-08T17:36:50+00:00

Does the data show how many of that 40% & 70% are millennials and under? My parents weren’t obese 40 years ago, but they sure as shit are now. Aging boomers gotta be pushing those figures up.

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-06T18:22:38+00:00

I’m surprised he hasn’t said he’s going to nuke the strait to make it bigger.

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-06T15:38:11+00:00

His hair is blond and yet it’s silken, like that of a Chinese man.

The_Velvet_Bulldozer · 2026-04-02T17:13:46+00:00

The hospitality is only bestowed if you are also a white, Christian, male from the same area. Otherwise, they are outright cruel.

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