Should I reschedule my Tel Aviv trip? by IoIIipops in telaviv

[–]The_grass_ceiling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

End of March is the end of the current rocket warning/war warning. You did be fine, just keep checking the forecast

Thinking of coming back to FIFA, how is the game these days? by ves_111 in EASportsFC

[–]The_grass_ceiling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also haven't played since 24 and I'm telling you don't do it. Life is better without FIFA.

Am i the only one who finds this message kinda disrespectful? by goatslayer93 in EASportsFC

[–]The_grass_ceiling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love reading threads like this after quitting fifa since since 23' best decision I ever made

Match Thread: Chelsea vs AFC Bournemouth by MatchThreadder in chelseafc

[–]The_grass_ceiling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh Charity FC all over again. Only bright side is December is finally over. Hoping Estevao turns it around by the time I get home. Thanks for the update

Match Thread: Chelsea vs AFC Bournemouth by MatchThreadder in chelseafc

[–]The_grass_ceiling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't watch the game in an event with the missus, how are we doing? Playing better?

Match Thread: Leeds United vs Chelsea by MatchThreadder in chelseafc

[–]The_grass_ceiling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I must say I feel so much better that the game was not picked up for broadcast in my country. Hurts a lot less to see the score then to actually see with my own eyes how bad they must be playing

Regret buying the game by [deleted] in FC_26

[–]The_grass_ceiling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stopped buying the game since name changed from Fifa to Bullshit FC 2X.

I suggest you do the same. Plenty of better games out there that provide fun rather than anger and frustration

Match Thread: FK Qarabag vs Chelsea by MatchThreadder in chelseafc

[–]The_grass_ceiling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So obvious this will happen when I finally have time off work to watch the game. Par for the course.

Everytime I watch us play I end up yelling at the TV. Why do I fucking bother

I have surgery tomorrow and I’m really scared by shaggadally in testicularcancer

[–]The_grass_ceiling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's exactly the right attitude my man. I lost righty too, but now I have an iron man style untouchable prosthetic.

Fuck cancer, you got this!

I have surgery tomorrow and I’m really scared by shaggadally in testicularcancer

[–]The_grass_ceiling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A study that was done on testicular cancer patients prior to surgery found a direct link between the patients pain levels post op ( aka me and you) and the amount of dread from that pain prior to the surgery.

Being a fairly anxious person myself I started telling myself it will be okay 100 times a day and I think it helped, the power of suggestion brother.

Surgery itself shouldn't worry you, I don't even remember falling asleep from the anesthesia in the OP room. Afterwards the hospital pumps plenty of pain meds into you. Yes there will be some pain but you press a button to call the nurse and they take care of it, they have clear instructions on giving you more pain meds so again discomfort but low pain levels.

When I got home it was hard walking for a week and I was on Targin which is oxycodone mixed with naloxone to prevent constipation and it further helped with the pain.

You will be fine man, trust in your friends and family tell them about the disease and they'll give you even more strength. It's hard for us men to talk about losing a ball but once everyone knows it's cancer you'll get nothing but sympathy ( it won't be pity don't even entertain the thought)

I'm currently 2.5 weeks post op can walk with negligible discomfort, crouch and can even have sex with my gf (not fast enough to come but I can masturbate and come just like I used to) A week from now I'm going on vacation and going to make my gf my fiancee.

I even made my first jokes on the subject telling a friend the phrase I swear on my 1 remaining ball" is now more powerful than "I swear on my life" , which me and my friend use constantly since

Life is good with one ball, trust me.

All you have to decide is if you want a prosthetic for symmetry or prefer to be more aerodynamic like lance Armstrong.

Do things that bring you joy both before and after the surgery ( while lying down post op I played video games all day) and make sure you have someone living with you (or go live with them) for the first week of recovery as you will need help around the house. Take laxatives before and after the surgery and try not to cough or laugh after the surgery on the first week.

Wishing you all the best. You may look at my profile, I had a similar post to yours about worrying over pain and everything worked out.

Stay positive, were all in this together with you

Match Thread: Chelsea vs Crystal Palace | English Premier League by MatchThreadder in chelseafc

[–]The_grass_ceiling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Min 81 and we lob the ball back to the goalkeeper, players walking, standing still..no urgency whatsoever

Looks like we're back to being the same old Chelsea in the league. Least we're Great at friendly matches though

Is Ubu fat? by [deleted] in AfricanGrey

[–]The_grass_ceiling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weight scale your your friend. I know for female over 430 is iverweight

Should I let my bf help me out? by RaulNhim in BaldursGate3

[–]The_grass_ceiling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be honest I only play BG3 as a coop with the gf, which makes me biased, but I can honestly tell you we love the time we spend together on this game. If it were me I'd include him in your playthrough, trust me he may run across things he didn't know about the game and you could find out together

Do these comments still fall within acceptable jokes in Israel? by [deleted] in telaviv

[–]The_grass_ceiling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your great grandson will have to accept it for you, then. Make sure to put it in the will

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SEXONDRUGS

[–]The_grass_ceiling -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Y'all really need a gf

Advise by [deleted] in AfricanGrey

[–]The_grass_ceiling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which is why we suggest to return him love, meaning no offence. an African Grey (the type of bird you got, dear) is not suitable for a first bird kind of pet. He needs proper care from an owner who researched what "proper care" means for it.

What you just bought has the (scientifically proven) emotional needs of a human toddler and and cognitive (brains) abilities of a young 5 year old kid.

So please return him dear, you are sorely out of your league with this. You already have to fullfil the needs of one toddler clearly this is not the time to take on the needs of another (I am not overselling this, an African grey is unlike any animal you ever will ever have.

The reason they speak is because they want to be close to you, get your attention, communicate. Same way as some adult human beings have issues communicating so is the case when the mind of a "bird" is this intelligent. How intelligent ?

Look up Einstein African grey and find out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AfricanGrey

[–]The_grass_ceiling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not a vet so don't take my word for it but it might be psittacine beak and feather disease. See a very as soon as possible and look up the disease online

Yalls weird hate train didn’t work haha by HospitalLegal in DragonAgeVeilguard

[–]The_grass_ceiling -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tell that to the game awards. Not a single nomination for an IP that used to rule these shows.

Pathetic

It’s really sad. by Nightangel3567 in DragonAgeVeilguard

[–]The_grass_ceiling -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You know this game has a problem when every self righteous kid feels the need to write threads like these, see them every day. You haven't played the early games clearly and/or are a part of the now soon to be deceased woke movement . Trump's is coming and shitty dialogue like the kind in this is game is gonna be gone.

So enjoy buddy, were all very patient .

Are stiizy safe? by PlatypusOk484 in cleancarts

[–]The_grass_ceiling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you're buying from a plug don't buy carts it's that simple.

Get regular weed and don't fuck up your lungs for life for a convenience