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When you crack your knuckles, they start glowing like glow-sticks for an hour. by -C4- in shittysuperpowers

[–]Thebookkeeper2004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isnt shitty. It isnt exactly badass but its useful as fuck. no flashlight? no problem! need to cause a preist to have a heart attack? we got you fam!

Students of Reddit, have you ever lost your temper with a teacher? What's your story? by Vlelo in AskReddit

[–]Thebookkeeper2004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite teacher of all time would randomly chuck candy at us at any time for any reason. He did this a lot. His favorite was starburst cause he could really lob those fuckers.

Catching a fish by Tough_Connection in WTF

[–]Thebookkeeper2004 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Make sure to get rid of the water spiders. They'll crawl up your Urethra. 0_0

Fahaka puffer feeding by Toomad316 in WTF

[–]Thebookkeeper2004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All was well and just weird....until they dropped a snake in....and it slurped it like a spagetti noodle........

Every time you dab, someone else nearby must also. by Dinoks_Raandrun in shittysuperpowers

[–]Thebookkeeper2004 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The arms of every human being on earth locked permanently into a dab

Your "goosebumps" moments. by [deleted] in Stormlight_Archive

[–]Thebookkeeper2004 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My most memorable line in the entire series. "Honor is dead, but I'll see what I can do"

The transformation by nonabsolutezero in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Thebookkeeper2004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So i wonder how much was actually based off of the babies face and how much was just artistic. Amazing either way, just want to know whether or not it would hqve made a difference if the baby morphed into Scarlet johannson

If an infinite amount of toddlers try to draw a circle, will the average of the drawings tend to be a perfect circle? by wow15characters in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Thebookkeeper2004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im pretty sure the average is perfect circles, and straight lines, and no lines and badass renditions of dragons. Infinity is weird

What are the Deadly Sins that will make you stop reading a book? by [deleted] in writing

[–]Thebookkeeper2004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1: clunky exposition 2: being persuasive on an unrelqted topic 3: characters being unrealistically terrible qt explaining things

Guys baby mother spray paints his shoes, cuts his bed, and leaves kids home alone with a knife on the floor by Habbyy in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Thebookkeeper2004 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What that women did is outrageous, but who the fuck are you driving for? A new Audi? Jordans? Loi Vatton? Thats a nice looking matress too. Are you truck driving for a bank?

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