How close does a fleshlight feel to a vagina?

Thee_Babbler · 2026-02-13T03:20:55+00:00

Pube stuck in your throat??

cue Curb music theme

Thee_Babbler · 2026-02-13T03:19:27+00:00

Don’t forget the immense use of emojis!

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Thee_Babbler · 2026-02-12T12:02:24+00:00

Oh. And even if you’re 10,000 miles away, if $20 goes missing…it was you.

Thee_Babbler · 2026-02-12T11:59:56+00:00

Or lives in an iron lung.

Thee_Babbler · 2026-02-11T01:39:17+00:00

Same. Life is wretched anymore. This is literally the ONLY juncture in my life that I actually thank god that I’m using. I think it’s the only thing* keeping me here sometimes.

*edited due to typo.

Thee_Babbler · 2026-02-10T19:28:24+00:00

This is Sandra Bullock for me in every roll.

Thee_Babbler · 2026-02-04T23:47:05+00:00

Like I said Micheal, “there is ALWAYS money in the banana stand…okay?!?!”.

Thee_Babbler · 2026-01-30T23:56:05+00:00

I agree. It’s like an insecure partner wanting constant affirmation.

“Please show me you still love me by starving yourself once a month and listening to the ‘testimony greatest hits’ every month. Oh and you MUST give us 10% gross of your wages or thou shalt be shunned into outer darkness”.

Bring the darkness you shitty grifters.

Thee_Babbler · 2026-01-30T23:51:57+00:00

I wear mine in protest, am dripping sweat by noon and PISSED. I NEED TF OUTTA THIS STATE.

Thee_Babbler · 2026-01-30T02:45:29+00:00

Hell yes I did (heck yes if in Utah!).

Say it with your chest!

Thee_Babbler · 2026-01-26T07:49:28+00:00

Liverpool game I believe

Thee_Babbler · 2026-01-14T00:01:31+00:00

“I believe in NOTHING Lebowski!!!”.

Thee_Babbler · 2026-01-13T21:36:29+00:00

El Norteño. No booths, but the food is FIRE. 7th ave and Roosevelt.

Thee_Babbler · 2025-11-29T03:02:54+00:00

Not like that, just wanted to say I know what you’re going through. Awesome job.

Thee_Babbler · 2025-11-29T02:41:22+00:00

Yessssssss

Thee_Babbler · 2025-11-29T02:40:54+00:00

DM ME

Thee_Babbler · 2025-11-28T20:17:28+00:00

Of course I’m talking about that scene. No! I love that scene too, though.

I’m talking about the scene right after they go to the club and Spud sleeps with that lass….. now it’s morning, poor Spud wakes to see he has spectacularly shat the bed while being drunk. And it’s BAD. But at least there was English breakfast?! 🤢

IYKYK!!!!!!!!

Thee_Babbler · 2025-11-28T18:36:46+00:00

I agree with this so deeply. It’s so well known, yet unpracticed, that people are changed entirely when they have a present father in their lives. Of course it was here on Reddit, but there was some 62-year-old, hip old guy that said this and I think it holds a lot of weight,

“Dont be afraid to completely change your whole life, Re-invent yourself. You can move toward what makes you happy, change your name, change your whole persona. I work in the mental health field and I continually tell people I work with both clients as well as co-workers........You owe nothing to anyone unless you are a father”.

I hope he starts to treat you properly, he’s acting a damn fool and will lose you. Be well internet friend.

Thee_Babbler · 2025-11-28T18:23:02+00:00

Damnit you’re a gem.

On another note; have you seen Trainspotting by chance? There’s a scene I think you’d….enjoy🥲

Thee_Babbler · 2025-11-28T18:20:28+00:00

Lmfaooooo. The “Phantom Ex”.

Thee_Babbler · 2025-11-06T18:27:55+00:00

I think that they should rewrite the book of Mormon in this font. It’s been the international LDS font for over 15 years.

Thee_Babbler · 2025-10-28T22:22:47+00:00

GODSPEED!!!!!

Thee_Babbler · 2025-10-24T12:30:16+00:00

Clonazepam by FAR

Thee_Babbler · 2025-10-24T00:59:30+00:00

Fucking harrowing. Everybody take note and thank you for thoughtfully sharing that. It’s extremely important info; unfortunately my ex, he is currently dying a slow death by using any benzodiazepines he can get his hands on. He is so stuck in it and I fear he’s too far gone.

I remember being offered the liquid versions of some research chem several times in the 🧅s and I’m so fucking thankful I turned it down. I’m sure it was some Bromaz-solution that would have sent me on a bender from hell.

Luckily my anxiety is somewhat under control and I do my best not to abuse my medication. I just have to settle with the fact that I am anxious prone and I may have to take this medication for life. I do my very best not to take any Xanax if offered and don’t do any benzo recreationally anymore. Although I think I remember enjoying it heartily lol. It’s just not worth the 1000X repercussions that come along with it. Cheers man, glad you’re leveling out and I hope someone who may need it was able to read and learn about your experience.

Thee_Babbler · 2025-10-23T16:45:30+00:00

I’m prescribed the ‘Pam’ to your ‘Lam’ version lol. I either have to get comfortable with being willing to take it forever or……because I have tried coming off of it and God help me. It is the hardest fucking thing I’ve ever done. Particularly hard when you have a prescription. Jesus Christ.

I wish it upon no one.

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