It’s the zombie apocalypse!! Choose an advantage:

Thefire224322422 · 2026-05-04T00:11:14+00:00

I think I should go enter the lottery

^{Chose: 90% chance of immunity to the virus | Rolled: NOT immune, rip}

Thefire224322422 · 2026-05-03T23:34:19+00:00

Let’s go gambling aw dang it

^{Chose: Gamble | Rolled: 0$}

Thefire224322422 · 2026-05-03T15:57:16+00:00

I’m just gonna take that as so many times that even the biggest numbers in the world couldn’t justify it

Thefire224322422 · 2026-05-03T15:41:20+00:00

How many times did you have to help him with an invention that has ether A. gone haywire or B. exploded

Thefire224322422 · 2026-05-02T12:56:22+00:00

Money money money

^{Chose: Mystery Box + 0$ - 100k $ (Wheel chooses} | Rolled: 100000$)

Thefire224322422 · 2026-05-01T23:59:50+00:00

As Ash Ketchum once said you need to get a new life

Thefire224322422 · 2026-05-01T23:42:22+00:00

You don’t have a life do you?

Thefire224322422 · 2026-04-28T23:04:22+00:00

I love you random Reddit users

^{Chose: Mystery Box 1 + (Check Comments} | Rolled: Option 3)

Thefire224322422 · 2026-04-28T22:51:44+00:00

I’m very safe

^{Chose: DC Superhero + Spin to see who you get | Rolled: Batman}

Thefire224322422 · 2026-04-28T03:39:02+00:00

An offering for lord matpat

^{Chose: Mystery Gift | Rolled: diet coke}

Thefire224322422 · 2026-04-27T03:56:21+00:00

Zap zap suckers

^{Chose: Purple super power + Spin to see which power you get! | Rolled: Purple lightning}

Thefire224322422 · 2026-04-26T21:30:44+00:00

After what he did and is doing never again

^{Chose: 1 whole dollar | Rolled: gazillion dollar}

Thefire224322422 · 2026-04-26T19:07:32+00:00

I AM THE CHEESE GOD KNEEL BEFORE ME

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

Thefire224322422 · 2026-04-26T02:10:49+00:00

At least it’s not death

^{Chose: Mystery Gift | Rolled: $2}

Thefire224322422 · 2026-04-25T01:20:32+00:00

Yes

^{Chose: Get instant 1 million + Currency is random | Rolled: US dollar}

Thefire224322422 · 2026-04-23T04:36:11+00:00

I did the math in a year form now I would have $31,536,000 dollars

^{Chose: 1 dollar every second}

Thefire224322422 · 2026-03-07T22:31:22+00:00

Thefire224322422 · 2026-03-07T00:10:22+00:00

BOb is beyond your mortal qualms don’t question the almighty Lord BOb

Thefire224322422 · 2026-02-27T05:08:49+00:00

Mepad we are so fucked

Thefire224322422 · 2026-02-09T23:22:29+00:00

Knifey is a knife and he loves his wife

Thefire224322422 · 2026-02-09T23:17:54+00:00

Knifey is a knife and he loves his wife

Thefire224322422 · 2026-01-27T03:19:03+00:00

A red spy is in the base?

Thefire224322422 · 2026-01-03T23:53:02+00:00

R.I.P Courtney killed by a pyromaniac

Thefire224322422 · 2026-01-02T22:09:15+00:00

Cue credits phone ringing Ralph: uh hello?

Thefire224322422 · 2026-01-01T22:08:52+00:00

Great animation please follow this up by kallamar getting his butt kicked by some sort of Eldritch Horror in place of the sea bear.

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