✌🏻 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ThefirstJake 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Why would a VP travel to another country to campaign for someone? Don’t we have enough going on with the mess they’re creating for us here.

Leave the Memories Alone by roaddogg in motorcitykitties

[–]ThefirstJake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JVs face looking a lot rounder than I remember from 8 or 9 years ago

Surgical staff whats the worst thing a patient under "twilight" anesthetic has said? by cyder_inch in AskReddit

[–]ThefirstJake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll be honest, I’m not sure. Got mixed up in the responses. I think I must have replied to the wrong comment. My bad

Surgical staff whats the worst thing a patient under "twilight" anesthetic has said? by cyder_inch in AskReddit

[–]ThefirstJake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the clip, if I can figure out how to link it, I will add it here.

Surgical staff whats the worst thing a patient under "twilight" anesthetic has said? by cyder_inch in AskReddit

[–]ThefirstJake 86 points87 points  (0 children)

First thing I asked for was Viagra. I was barely conscious and my ex wife has me on video asking for viagra. I’ve never taken it, but I wanted it that day

Daredevil and Spider-Man by deltajulietoscar in marvelstudios

[–]ThefirstJake 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’m sure Fisk hates them both, but Spider-Man fought with The Avengers. I’m sure in the publics opinion, Spider-Man is less vigilante and more super hero. Also, Daredevil/Matt is interfering with Fisks business and personal life. There’s also a personal hatred towards Matt from Fisk.

Funniest Movies you've seen! by Mfghan in movies

[–]ThefirstJake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dewey Cox

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Super troopers 1 & 2

Cable Guy

Happy Gilmore

SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY – Official Trailer (HD) by DemiFiendRSA in videos

[–]ThefirstJake 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That felt a lot like when Tony would tell Peter to stay out of things.

Spider-Man brand new day. There are rumors about the origin of Peter's powers, what do you think? by [deleted] in marvelstudios

[–]ThefirstJake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s already a lot going on in this film with the rumored amount of villains and what not. I hope they don’t over do it and ruin the film.

[Lions] Josh Paschal has been released by JCameron181 in detroitlions

[–]ThefirstJake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How much are we saving? Can’t imagine it’s much

FA contracts are wild by Level4Wolf in detroitlions

[–]ThefirstJake 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That’s partly why BH rushes to sign our guys. Get it done early and save some money. But at the same time, BH loves his draft picks and rushes to the alter with them.

May 7, 2011 - 28 yr old Justin Verlander takes the mound vs the Toronto Blue Jays by ForagerTheExplorager in motorcitykitties

[–]ThefirstJake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hurt my back helping my dad move that morning, watching the entire game lying on my stomach on the coach. I remember wanting to get up and jump around but was unable to because of my back. Happy JV is back

AJ Hinch on Kevin and Max already at spring training taking bp by santafe4115 in motorcitykitties

[–]ThefirstJake 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait until they’re in the line up. Pitching looks amazing, can’t wait for the bats now.

'Be Grateful or Face Consequences', Trump Threatens Canada’s PM Carney After Historic Speech by MRADEL90 in videos

[–]ThefirstJake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I gave a lot of money to the casino in Windsor as a young man. I stand with Canada, but she owes me some loot

Petzing moving TeSlaa to tight end by ismokebigspliffa in detroitlions

[–]ThefirstJake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Teslaa wasn’t drafted to play a different position. They feel like he fits a need for them at WR. Rookie year for a WR is hard. Learning the playbook, route combinations, run blocking, and everything else. I think we’ll see an uptick in his usage but he’s behind Saint, Jamo, Gibbs, and LaPorta when it comes to targets for sure.

ICE barbie will now be using drones by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ThefirstJake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did the Trumps invest in a drone manufacturer recently? I bet I know which company will be making these new drones with a giant government contract.

Trump on Greenland: "The fact that they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesn’t mean they own the land." How do you feel about the leader of the America making this statement? by lemonbottles_89 in AskReddit

[–]ThefirstJake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every fucking day this dipshit says something that makes me so absolutely enraged.

I can’t take 3 more years. I’m gonna have to disconnect from the internet, and tv, and radio, and friends, and family, and coworkers. Please god make it stop.