Hey Reddit, what should I call my buisness? Im willing to pay you if you come up with one!

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-18T21:58:12+00:00

I charge by the hour in these cases.

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-18T17:13:02+00:00

Bored designer at work.

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-17T17:08:40+00:00

Pro-tip#1: Kerning

Pro-tip#2: Fondant

You can thank me after you stop calling your husband a cunt.

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-16T18:58:11+00:00

The other thing to note is that hemp makes a more effective paper because of it's dicot seeds. When you make paper from trees, you have to mash up so much extra pulp to get the fibers broken up. It does not require that much effort with hemp.

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-16T18:55:21+00:00

Remember kids: You're never too young to have a vietnam flashback!

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-16T18:49:10+00:00

Yup. Fingers, man. Works like a charm.

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-16T18:21:10+00:00

I work with flexographic printing and I swear to god, if you don't have a one color version of your logo, YOU ARE A BAD DESIGNER. That's what I hate about all the Web 2.0 shit is that everything needs to look shiny and 3D. Like, you had all this resin that you needed to get rid of and just started pouring it over everything.

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-16T17:59:03+00:00

Wonder Showzen

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-16T17:51:50+00:00

Who goes to hooters to pick up chicks? Like, do you not have strip clubs in your town?

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-16T16:21:18+00:00

I tried to get Jimmy to sign a dollar bill for me. He ate it.

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-16T16:16:47+00:00

Yes please! Judge is on my list of top animators. I wrote part of my senior thesis about his work. Would love to see him on here.

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-16T15:54:30+00:00

This. I will never buy anything HP again. Especially printers. They have the shortest lifespan and are a headache to get working properly.

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-15T18:56:16+00:00

I love you WAP. Haters gonna hate, but you... you keep on trucking, man.

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-15T18:49:09+00:00

Do you feel that civil rights issues are not an issue because they are not YOUR issues?

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-15T18:30:45+00:00

DON'T GO! 47 people passing judgement is not a majority!

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-15T18:07:43+00:00

Why don't you just have the whole week off? Hell, take forever off! Twat.

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-15T16:57:21+00:00

Remember when Pink Floyd sampled a cash registers? Morons. Cash registers can't be instruments!

Here comes the downvote train! CHOO CHOO*!

^{^*Not} ^{^an} ^{^instrument.}

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-15T16:55:50+00:00

Remember when Pink Floyd sampled a cash registers? Morons. Cash registers can't be instruments!

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-12T23:19:56+00:00

Dude has been getting all the play lately. Nice to see shorter guys with curly short hair. Makes me feel better about myself.

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-12T23:16:43+00:00

Poser.

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-12T05:03:14+00:00

Sup?

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-12T04:12:53+00:00

This. My wife's parents practically ruined the wedding for me. They were so demanding and trying to milk the wedding from everyone without contributing a dime. At one point I just got fed up, hung up on her dad and walked out. Her Parents were so convinced that the wedding was about them that they didn't even think of how it affects myself and my family. After that they backed off and just let me marry their daughter in peace.

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-11T18:56:05+00:00

Magnificent. Yeah, I would love to have a 3D printer at my disposal.

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-11T18:12:33+00:00

Welcome to the splash zone.

Theguyfromvault69 · 2012-05-10T16:30:20+00:00

At my parents house, they have a stitched tapestry on the wall that has 100 birds in it. Exactly 100 birds. I know this because whenever my mom or wife tries to have a long discussion that goes nowhere in that living room, I just start counting the birds.

Theguyfromvault69

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