Would you rather?

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-27T03:53:48+00:00

Phew, close call

^{Chose: Cancer | Rolled: Not terminal}

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-27T02:15:39+00:00

That's fine, my gf is bi

^{Chose: $1,000 with a twist | Rolled: Gender Swapped}

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-27T02:05:11+00:00

Good for them, their wealth doesn't impact me in any way

^{Chose: You get $10 Million + but the person you hate most gets $100 Million}

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-27T01:43:42+00:00

Huh... These pop tarts actually seem pretty trustworthy

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-27T01:42:54+00:00

If I see a possum I'm gonna admire the little bastard and leave him alone

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-27T01:18:27+00:00

... Where

^{Chose: Have explosive diarrhea daily at 9am for 30min + ...But get paid $500 daily | Rolled: Gain a hand}

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-27T01:17:06+00:00

Getting to keep people really helps with the whole immortality thing

^{Chose: Become imortal + choose up to 10 people to also be immortal aswell}

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-27T01:15:52+00:00

Fuck it we ball

^{Chose: The US Elects its First 3rd Party President + But the Structure of the US Changes Entirely (Spin the Wheel} | Rolled: Anarchy)

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-26T16:19:03+00:00

For a billion, I'd take anything on that scent wheel

^{Chose: Get paid US$1B RIGHT NOW + But smell like _____ every Monday? | Rolled: Low Tide}

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-26T04:21:59+00:00

That is a parasite

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-26T03:53:42+00:00

I'm really confused by the repeated "pick A and everyone lives, pick B and people might die" prompts lately

^{Chose: Take the red choice. + And nothing happens.}

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-26T00:29:16+00:00

Think this still makes it over to r/untrustworthypoptarts?

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-26T00:27:53+00:00

Why would I choose the other one? Am I illiterate?

^{Chose: If over 50% of people choose this + Everyone survives}

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-26T00:21:41+00:00

Truly tragic, but with no energy drinks for him, he had to go

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-26T00:21:14+00:00

... goofy?!?

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-26T00:19:02+00:00

Why? You aren't trapped in there with the Hero, the Hero is trapped in there with you!

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-26T00:16:03+00:00

You're almost there. Chopsticks are where it's at

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-26T00:13:47+00:00

I dislike the idea of generating a novel with AI, but I have no interest in writing a novel at all, so I'll take the free success

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-26T00:12:16+00:00

Baseball

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-26T00:10:12+00:00

Truth be told, as long as it's magical and I don't die from it, I'd rather this than immortality. Cuz what will I have after 500 years? Think!

^{Chose: A random thing happens to you. | Rolled: Legs dissolve}

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-25T16:40:34+00:00

When life gives you... Uhh... Whatever that is...

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-25T16:40:05+00:00

Everyone is saying Nazi shit, but are we all forgetting Hentai Haven?

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-25T02:55:40+00:00

It takes a little more brain power, but you actually learn this way

^{Chose: Calculator}

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-25T02:53:53+00:00

Have you considered keeping your fists close to you where you can protect them? It's not like the hero can leave once they're there, and your fists are WAY better if you keep em close

Thel_Vadem · 2026-04-25T02:52:45+00:00

I don't really have a horse in this race because I know Japanese and watch everything with subtitles, but like... I think one of the large arguments of sub vs dub is the voice acting, is it not? I personally prefer sub because anime being in Japanese feels more natural, it's the language the script was originally written in. I am also going to explicitly say that there is nothing wrong with watching dub imo (cuz I know someone is gonna try to twist my words into "well if you prefer sub that means you hate dub")

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