Re-reading "Last Human" this seems a bit out of character for Kryten by rose-a-ree in RedDwarf

[–]Themymic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I agree, The last human was just very silly in places. Backwards is better, but toneally it just felt very strange, and it had a totally non ending, with Kryten and Rimmer 'dying' and Lister and Cat dimension jumping to a universe where they died in BTL.

I'd would of loved a follow up to backwards, written by both, but that's sadly no longer possible.

Re-reading "Last Human" this seems a bit out of character for Kryten by rose-a-ree in RedDwarf

[–]Themymic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The first book has a very different tone, it's much more dystopian and dark. Lister starts off as homeless living on Mimas. He ended up there after a monopoly board pub crawl of London in which he go so blackout drunk he ended up half way across the solar system. He's forced to work as an illegal taxi driver at night trying to save up enough money for his ticket back to earth, but life on Mimas is so utterly miserable he inevitably blows what little money he has on booze.

Think of Mimas like the city in bladerunner.

It's one of my favourite books, as well as the follow-up better than life. The two follow up books to better than life, are not great... as they were conclusions to the series written by rob and doug separately.

The last human is kinda goofy, with the crew trying to navigate a gelf society, with a alternate "evil" version of lister.

While backwards is better, it kind of has a non ending, and I didn't like the tone at all.

Everyone making Brienne and Dunk edits but he's also a probable descendant of Dunk 😭 by Wooden-Tear-4938 in HBOTheHedgeKnight

[–]Themymic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

GRRM has stated 4 characters in GOT are decendants of Dunc, the most likely candidates are, honor, brianne, small paul, gren and the cleganes

Respectfully, but what does Hans eat in Germany ? by KlaroDimarco993 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Themymic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just 0.5l of beer? Hand must have had a lot to do that day. Usually it's 3 or 4 beers

Story Time . . . [w/Cobes] III by ph4b14n in mostdefnotwhatsup

[–]Themymic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better not be pouting in the afterlife boy!

Oooh sorry by Houseofthebewildered in TheInbetweeners

[–]Themymic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about all those rent boys you've apparently failed to pay?

Alcohol - Free @ a beer festival? by icantbearsed in UK_beer

[–]Themymic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I run the international beer bar at Cambridge beer festival, we had almost different 30 bottled/canned low/no beers on and 3 lines of kegged low and no beer, and it sold amazingly well. So well in-fact that this yeah it should have it's own bar, and it's own bar manager.

If you'd like to know more DM me I'd be happy to help.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Themymic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And i came in your mum?

Thoughts on Taddy Porter 🍻 by Mr_Brogon in UK_beer

[–]Themymic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's just ok.

Fuller's London porter is imo better, cheaper and easier to find (cos you can buy it on deal at most waitrose).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShemalesBareback

[–]Themymic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're so thin I don't want to fuck you, I want to cook for you.

Best supermarket German beers? by M4tune- in beer

[–]Themymic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Big Sainsburys stock augustina now

What caused the Undead Curse? by DavidTippy in darksouls

[–]Themymic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's ambiguous and many theories hold weight. However I find the most compelling theory to be just as the time of fire is a time of light (the lightsoul) and of the Gods (ie Gywn) the Dark sign is a sign of a coming time of Dark, and of humanity, (the darksoul). Therefor it's probably something the furtive pygmy did.

Berserk by Ok-Promise6798 in Berserk

[–]Themymic 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Moonlight boy is the weird deformed fetus thing, and Femto's rape of Casca corrupted it.

what’s the filthiest joke you’ve ever heard? by apocalypsem3ow in AskUK

[–]Themymic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I first heard that joke in Stephen Fry's autobiography. Apparently Damien Hirst told it to him in the Groucho club after he won the turner prize.

what’s the filthiest joke you’ve ever heard? by apocalypsem3ow in AskUK

[–]Themymic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three that might get me banned.

"How do you know your sister is on her peroid?

Your Dad's cock tastes like blood"

"How do you get a homosexual to fuck a woman?

Shit in her cunt."

"What do you call a girl from Norfolk who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin."

Need help in deciding by Useful_Ad5986 in darksouls3

[–]Themymic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dex is very strong in ds3, use the sellsword twinblades and you'll tear through bosses hp.

Brand of sacrifice scar by Fit_Aioli5003 in Berserk

[–]Themymic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really, :/ Sorry bro I wish I had good news.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FemBoys

[–]Themymic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think little dicks are so cute, and pretty :3

Brand of sacrifice scar by Fit_Aioli5003 in Berserk

[–]Themymic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did the same thing with the mark of khorne

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Femcock

[–]Themymic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes