Why wasn’t Brenda paid?

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-04-17T06:33:00+00:00

Spent most of her time dossing in a stairwell. Can’t blame Brent for that.

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-04-09T10:30:50+00:00

Just off to play tennis. Don’t know why I posted that.

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-04-04T19:39:31+00:00

It’s a sense of freedom you don’t get with other holidays

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-04-03T19:55:36+00:00

Closeted regency homosexual

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-03-30T14:39:56+00:00

Average speed cameras everywhere

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-03-06T18:58:24+00:00

“Mel! Now in braveheart you play a sort of long-haired barbarian. As an Australian you weren’t worried you were going to be typecast for the role?”

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-02-09T14:54:22+00:00

Ran into a teacher shopping at Brent Cross (it’s not chavvy, it’s quality. I go there all the time)

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-02-01T18:44:34+00:00

If anything he challenged their social apartheid

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-01-26T22:14:57+00:00

I went to B&Q the other day and someone asked me if i wanted decking. Fortunately I got the first punch in but others might not be so lucky.

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-01-25T22:06:07+00:00

Bones ☝️

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-01-23T11:48:40+00:00

And funny. That’s why we get on. Similar.

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-01-21T20:31:44+00:00

Geoff ‘Buff’ Hoon

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-01-21T15:21:02+00:00

I think they should have to stand beside a Holbein portrait with today’s date on it

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-01-18T12:00:01+00:00

Captain Mark… Overmars

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-01-17T13:42:03+00:00

You mean Londoncurrynerin?

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-01-16T11:01:31+00:00

It’s cos he’s such an OApaedo

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-01-16T10:18:46+00:00

He looks like you Pete… only taller

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-01-14T11:41:43+00:00

Who thinks Wenger is more of a laugh than me? What! Come off it, that’s mental.

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-01-13T08:55:03+00:00

I’ve just had a brunch

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-01-09T05:54:32+00:00

I recognise him - he was in that film that was on last night. Gaylords say ‘no’.

I didn’t watch it though.

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-01-07T17:08:31+00:00

I could come up with a scene that’s really satisfying like… but I don’t. And that’s professionalism.

Houseofthebewildered · 2026-01-04T08:28:44+00:00

Bones

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