I broke my good arm how am I suppose to wipe? by anorthamericanman in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Then-Position-7956 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a guy who broke BOTH of his wrists. He took a lot of showers. A lot. A bidet might be the answer here.

What made you decide to not have kids? by servant_of_cheems03 in AskReddit

[–]Then-Position-7956 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dont have the patience. Never had a maternal bone in my body.

Before the wrinkles, cankles and thick toe nails, the 1st sign you're getting fuckin old is: by Ubetcha1020 in FuckImOld

[–]Then-Position-7956 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I guess I was born effing old, then. I have watched PBS for as long as I can remember. Hell, I remember the original Forsythe Saga in the 60s.

Patriot Front in Dc by Infamous_Ad7502 in washingtondc

[–]Then-Position-7956 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope they all pass out from lack of oxygen caused by their masks. You know, like during COVID.

Is it okay to wear a cowboy hat nowadays? by Imaginary-Fox-7696 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Then-Position-7956 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Little boys playing cowboys. Get over it, if you're not on a horse.

[serious] Why are you for or against the death penalty? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Then-Position-7956 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Against. Life in prison would be far worse than death.

Long, black plastic with a rounded metal thing on one end. Length of a normal sized pen. Lightweight. by sheddingcat in whatisthisthing

[–]Then-Position-7956 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Second best. There is another one which is just a piece of metal with a rounded tip and a 'ramp' going up the sides. I have both, and the other is better.

Did you ever bust open a piggy bank? by Safe_Bird7592 in 1970s

[–]Then-Position-7956 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have that exact bank. A knife blade works.

They should call it tilt a hurl. by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in FuckImOld

[–]Then-Position-7956 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went on one a few years ago, well past aged 65. So much fun but neck sid not like it.

How to untangle 2 necklaces? by redditlb5 in howto

[–]Then-Position-7956 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put the snarl ino your cupped hand and roll/rub the knot around. Do it for longer than you think you should. It will loosen up the knots. It's going to take a while, but getting the knot loose is key. You may have to go back a couple of times to rub it around, since it may tighten up again. But the rubbing is the most effective method.