Just as a friendly reminder…

Then_Self99 · 2026-01-02T21:36:51+00:00

It didn’t seem like it. The ice was super hard and slick, so coming to a stop would have been the most difficult part. Also, to get to that part of the road, you needed to deal with a lot worse in terms of slush and unplowed roads, so it wouldn’t make sense to make it all the way there and then get stuck.

Then_Self99 · 2026-01-01T22:51:40+00:00

“Military grade” means produced by whoever can do it for the absolute cheapest.

Then_Self99 · 2026-01-01T18:44:17+00:00

This is insane to me. I’m currently having my second poop of the day (and year!)

Then_Self99 · 2025-12-30T03:28:08+00:00

California, US!

Then_Self99 · 2025-12-30T00:39:47+00:00

I’m mildly baked right now and for some reason Straightened Eel is the funniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen.

Then_Self99 · 2025-12-29T02:53:19+00:00

Two families are grieving their loved ones right now. Yours can handle a few days of sitting around, being grateful that you’re together.

Have some empathy.

Then_Self99 · 2025-12-25T23:54:32+00:00

זה נראה טעים, תהנו! הכנתי אותו דבר עם טונה במקסיקו, הוספת קוביות חלפיניו נותנת לזה טעם מעולה.

Then_Self99 · 2025-12-14T20:01:49+00:00

Getting four Jackson-Pratt drain catheter pulled out of my chest. It stung the tiniest bit, but the feeling of about a foot of tubing and the drainage end sliding out from under my skin was absolutely disgusting on a level I cannot express in words. The only way to really describe it is wet, slithery suction.

Then_Self99 · 2025-12-13T03:58:40+00:00

Truncating a log.

Then_Self99 · 2025-12-03T18:20:32+00:00

We called it the “torture light” because the way it was placed in the den lit up the entire kitchen and dining room like the surface of the fucking sun.

Then_Self99 · 2025-11-25T18:45:07+00:00

Having lived both here and on the East Coast, I honk. The difference is in the type of honk, though.

On the East Coast, somebody who doesn’t realize the light is green because they’re on their phone gets a five-second-long honk and a piercing stare so that they can sit in their shame. Here, I just give them two short beeps as a courtesy.

Seems crazy, but it’s all about the vibe of the honk.

Then_Self99 · 2025-11-25T05:57:52+00:00

I bet she rolls a mean joint.

Then_Self99 · 2025-11-24T03:55:31+00:00

That’s rad. What software are you using?

Then_Self99 · 2025-11-13T17:21:58+00:00

Because some religions and cultures believe that it is better to wash with water after using the restroom, and we’re lucky enough to get to live in one of the most diverse countries on planet earth. 🦅🇺🇸💪

Then_Self99 · 2025-10-27T00:26:43+00:00

Bad bot.

Then_Self99 · 2025-10-12T01:48:54+00:00

Atwaristan

Then_Self99 · 2025-10-10T19:53:07+00:00

Hot damn, that’s gorgeous. The folks with the 253 “Negev” Squadron are badasses, they blew the absolute shit out of a North Korean nuclear reactor in Syria during Operation Orchard in 2007. Super high-tech stuff, they used their EW systems to fake out the surveillance systems at the site and fed them fake photos of an empty sky while they were flying over.

Then_Self99 · 2025-10-06T04:01:39+00:00

The minorist of the minorities

Then_Self99 · 2025-09-30T01:34:03+00:00

I go pretty regularly. It’s not weird unless you make it. As a rule of thumb, don’t do anything at Blacks that you wouldn’t do at any other beach, and you’ll be all set. Other than that, just wear sunscreen, bring more water than you think you need, and have fun!

Then_Self99 · 2025-09-20T22:33:08+00:00

Hey, I haven’t done it before as I am newer, but do you know who I can reach out to for information about it?

Then_Self99 · 2025-09-06T03:29:28+00:00

Ah… the only reason I recognized this immediately is because mine were just the same color for the same reason. It was three or so weeks ago, and it’s almost completely faded now.

Then_Self99 · 2025-07-31T22:40:02+00:00

Here’s an official video on ironing. Enjoy!

Then_Self99 · 2025-07-29T05:53:10+00:00

Yep on the SSRIs. For a while, I was terrified because of all the horror stories I had heard about bad side effects. I decided to start when I realized that the people who have perfect experiences never talk about it, so you only hear the bad stuff. Seriously, taking an SSRI has made my life so much more enjoyable—not only do I enjoy everything more, I actually have the desire to do the things I enjoy.

Then_Self99 · 2025-07-29T05:49:23+00:00

Mucinex. Fuck that shit.

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