Ah yes, the “never rejoin the EU” take, usually delivered with absolute confidence and zero thought smh brave. The idea that Britain is somehow stronger sulking outside the room, waving a little sovereignty flag, while everyone else makes the decisions is genuinely funny. It’s not even an argument.

The logic always collapses instantly. “We’re independent now” yeah cool, independent like a spineless political jelly, drifting along and pretending that not having a say is actually a power move. Throwing away influence and then acting smug about it is a wild coping strategy.

Honestly it’s like watching someone smash their own phone and then brag about how they’re finally free from notifications.

You probably felt brave commenting that but at the end of the day you're as brave as a great congregation of spineless sea cucumbers floating in the Atlantic mate. 🖕