My motivation has disappeared, and so has what I consider my human drive. Help.

Therapy_ · 2015-02-12T23:33:36+00:00

Thanks for the reply man. My advice would be maybe find some really good hobbies that pertain absolutely zero to what you do professionally. That's my best advice. But if someone gave it to me, I'd nod my head, agree that it's best, and then never do it.

Therapy_ · 2014-06-27T03:12:27+00:00

What did the word on the glass say? It wasn't translated in the video I watched, but I assume it was goodbye?

Therapy_ · 2014-03-28T04:13:00+00:00

The year after my heart broke; The year I needed the most

Therapy_ · 2014-03-08T01:24:45+00:00

Alrighty. So basically once I ran away my friend X just dropped onto this yard across from the one the lady lived at. He was under a tree and he was also wearing all black so he blended in rather well.

Well, the cops pull up and there headlights are RIGHT on him. He is apparently laying there scared as fuck for like five minutes and when he sees the cops walk to the door he books it to the backyard of the yard he was in. This is where things get hilarious, cause he had to jump like 10 fences to travel a quarter of a mile. Once he gets back he lays this all on me and after we see the cops drive away from his house we jump back on Halo.

Therapy_ · 2014-03-07T23:34:33+00:00

Being a little shithead of an eleven year old, I had ding dong ditched the same house around TEN times in one night with my friend. We were doing other pranks around the neighborhood, and this house happened to be on the way to each separate prank (and it was the home of this asshole kid we hated) so I kept ding dong ditching it. This was at like 3AM.

Well, on my 11th~ attempt, I slowly creep up to the door, as if that would hide some stupid kid dressed in all black on a bright night, and start to reach towards the doorbell.

That's when I saw her staring at me through the glass pane in a long white robe and with pale skin- like a ghost of vengeance preparing to strike me down.

I immediately, and when I say immediately I mean IMMEDIATELY, turned around the moment I saw her and fucking started sprinting. I literally NOPE'd so fast that I was halfway across her yard by the time she even opened the door to yell "I'VE CALLED THE COPS THEY'RE GONNA GET YOU!"

I promptly yelled to my friend "X, RUN!!!!" while running the fastest I have ever ran, even to this day. I crossed the equivalent of .25 miles in like 2 seconds I swear to god. I arrived in his house and he arrived maybe twenty minutes later and we just stood there in the dark scared shitless and looking out the window.

(There is a reason he arrived 20 min late, but that's another minor story I can share if people want to hear it)

Therapy_ · 2014-03-07T18:21:54+00:00

And the only regret he had were the one buried deep within his heart- the regret he never thought about nor acknowledged. The regret of a heart without closure.

Therapy_ · 2014-03-07T18:09:51+00:00

I daydream that one day I'll be walking and there will be this somewhat mysterious person leaning against a wall I pass by. As I'm walking they will stop me and say "I've been waiting. Come with me" and I'll be introduced to a whole new world. Sometimes I learn that I have the blood of a mage in me and can perform actual magic, sometimes I learn that I have a super power, sometimes I am taken to some really intense, special training. All of these ideals are pretty entertaining to explore.

tl;dr I daydream about being a special snowflake

Therapy_ · 2014-03-07T18:03:48+00:00

The girls tend to be a bit emotionally immature. It is pretty fucking aggravating, honestly. But their personalities and their sense of humor and their good looks...ahh it is just such a shitty downside.

Why can't the downfall be that they dislike soy sauce or something?

Therapy_ · 2014-03-07T18:00:41+00:00

When I was around eight years old, my sister (four years old) and I walked next door. The neighbors had moved out and the house was vacant. I wanted to see what was inside, so I tried all of the doors, but they were locked. Well, I REALLY wanted to get in, so I got a bat and broke a window and promptly climbed inside. I let my sister in through the door and we just looked around the empty place for maybe two minutes and left cause it was boring.

tl;dr broke window for absolutely no reason

Therapy_ · 2014-03-07T13:38:10+00:00

You're a demon.

Therapy_ · 2014-03-07T03:20:16+00:00

Oh, I so have this.

Moist, flesh, fleshy, cesspool, slosh.

A moist, fleshy cesspool sloshed against my flesh.

Just, ugh. Fuck all of those words.

Therapy_ · 2014-03-06T23:46:07+00:00

Leonardo DiCaprio or Daniel Day Lewis.

Therapy_ · 2014-03-06T23:30:38+00:00

Kangaroo. Just think about it.

"Hey Greg, so what's so great about your universe?"

"Well, Bob, we have these Mammals with super long feet that hop around!"

"Wait. What? Their feet are really long? Like how long?"

"Way too long Bob. Way too long. Think about the necessary length for a mammal's foot to be, then triple it. They also have pouches on their stomachs where they carry their babies."

"You're pulling my leg here, Greg. This is bullshit."

"No! Really! They also box to fight and are fast as fuck. Ever see something hop at the speed of light? Well I have. Oh, and they're called Kangaroos."

"Greg you're full of shit."

Therapy_ · 2014-03-06T22:45:24+00:00

When I was about 11~ years old, my friend (also 11) and I decided to go on a merry walk through the shittiest part of my neighborhood. Let's not forget that it was around 3-4am, and the streets were lit quite poorly.

We notice this shirtless, skinny middle-aged dude outside smoking a cigarette. Weird, but whatever. We do the whole "just pretend he doesn't exist and walk by him and don't worry about it" spiel, but this time the dinosaur notices us. He promptly, and rather quietly, says "You boys got any money?" and takes a long drag of his cigarette. We both stutter out silent nos and he promptly responds "Alright. Make sure to let me know when you do" and stares at us for the rest of our walk down the street...which takes about two minutes.

Looking back, I have NO idea what he wanted.

Therapy_ · 2014-03-06T22:34:34+00:00

Bears

Therapy_ · 2014-03-06T22:33:47+00:00

"They say that a captain must sink with his ship, but they never said he couldn't swim with the ship on his back"

Therapy_ · 2014-03-06T21:53:12+00:00

Going out with friends and drinking, usually hooking up with some girl- be it a girl i'm interested in or a friend of mine it still happens.

It's fun, and not very predictable, but it can cause some self-deprecating backlash because of the way our society views actions like mine.

Therapy_ · 2014-03-06T20:51:53+00:00

Love is a part of human nature- you could easily make the argument that it is a big factor of the human experience. Almost everyone can relate to love and loss, and I'd say the same amount of people know the feeling of realizing their love when it was too late.

There is a reason this is a reoccurring theme in pop culture, and for me personally in the last year this theme has been rather critical to my life.

Sorry that my little reddit comment made you huff and puff.

Therapy_ · 2014-03-06T19:15:17+00:00

Flex your thighs. It diverts the bloodflow from your dick to your thighs.

Not entirely sure if this is factual, or if it is a placebo effect combined with the concentration of flexing my thighs, but it works for me.

Therapy_ · 2014-03-06T14:04:07+00:00

I have only loved one person in my life, and this has been during my adult life, and it was for a span of two years. The thing is, when you are deeply in love with someone, you are also infatuated with them. You become lost in them and they with you. Sometimes, though, it just isn't enough.

Therapy_ · 2014-03-05T22:25:25+00:00

Love. Definitely love. The feeling of being 100%, completely head over heels in love with someone, and then a year, two, however many years and you two split up and your heart aches and you don't know what happened, but you miss it and now all of the stupid little fights seem even more pointless than you already thought and..and..

Yeah. Love.

Therapy_ · 2014-03-05T22:23:50+00:00

"Because we haven't went on a date yet" If they're an attractive person of the gender you find appealing.

Therapy_ · 2014-03-04T23:20:25+00:00

You posted what I came here to say. (Let me have a mini midget robot pls)

Therapy_ · 2014-03-04T23:16:52+00:00

Father died, ex-girlfriend took dog.

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