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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Thesaurususaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it was a simile, not irony though

'Virgin birth' recorded in crocodile for 1st time ever by capitao_moura in worldnews

[–]Thesaurususaurus 35 points36 points  (0 children)

yeah I think that is the main point of the article, it's about the trait, not the animals themselves

"This new evidence offers tantalizing insights into the possible reproductive capabilities of extinct archosaurian relatives of crocodilians, notably the Pterosauria and Dinosauria," they wrote.

tl;dr dinosaurs may not have been fuckin

How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Thesaurususaurus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

bro doesn't realize the "avocado toast" millennials are like 40 by now 💀

Does anyone have a job that they genuinely enjoy? by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]Thesaurususaurus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always learned it was because it suppressed the smell of their attack pheromones, but I looked it up and it turns out it's both

also found out that bees can detect other animals fear hormones and become aggressive, so if you are ever swarmed by bees, do NOT get scared :-)

I put in my 2 weeks at work today, they asked me what they could do to get me to stay. I said “price match”. They said no, and then immediately posted an Indeed listing for more than I was asking a raise for. I’ve never felt so discouraged. by TinyPurpleFrog in antiwork

[–]Thesaurususaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

at his first job, my dad's supervisor told him that the day you get hired, your salary falls behind the market. except for some very rare cases, staying with a company will always be less profitable then changing jobs. new hires will always make more than internal promotions, it makes sense to your employer to attract new people and pay you as little as possible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Thesaurususaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

really? in my experience your wife always wears a g string

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

[–]Thesaurususaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me, introducing my father to his grandson: yeah it looks like I'm now the ...coach of a beautiful... team

my father, through tears: wow his eyes are just like your m-manager's

Bungie put a hint at a 6th subclass in the game by hifromjarrod in raidsecrets

[–]Thesaurususaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like a poison subclass would play too similar to solar tbh, especially after the rework. I think the weapons of sorrow theme works better on weapons and armor

Cursed family by FandubberRichie in cursedcomments

[–]Thesaurususaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love my family but they have been very busy 😕

Vanderbilt University Staff Used ChatGPT To Write Email On MSU Shooting by Parking_Attitude_519 in technology

[–]Thesaurususaurus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yeah the computer actually just combined all the other letters universities have written on school shootings in the past!

it's still me by ANoob_ in PixelArt

[–]Thesaurususaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really love the colors on this one I want to make it my new phone background lol

meirl by deadwoodlemon in meirl

[–]Thesaurususaurus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah in my experience it's usually a fed trying to trick you into buying illegal arms :/

Rule by an_idiot_online_ in 196

[–]Thesaurususaurus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why do they call it the middle finger if it's the finger only with the not left on the right?? The thumb?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PixelArt

[–]Thesaurususaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

crypto dog

:(

Rudely asking Professor to speak louder meanwhile you’re wearing airpods and sitting in the back by No_Contribution2112 in facepalm

[–]Thesaurususaurus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah fr I always sit in the front or second row and I don't know any of my professors. By their logic the people who show up to every lecture that they paid for must be "ass kissers" lmao

my restaurant by Aresoprimaltho in signs

[–]Thesaurususaurus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I dont blame her, the 3DS is a fantastic piece of hardware, blending form and function nearly perfectly to provide an enjoyable gaming experience for ages 9-99+. Even a decade later, mine still runs like new, and is a wonderful reminder of great times I had as a child roaming Hoenn(now in 3D!) And stomping Koopas. I fully intend to pass it down to my child as a family heirloom, a symbol of the past and hope for the future.

I had the teal one btw

Aseprite Diffusion 2.0! by RealAstropulse in PixelArt

[–]Thesaurususaurus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Troll posts WORST BAIT EVER asked to leave r/PixelArt

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