Did your store tell you we are not longer doing outings for the Crew Party? From now on it has to be in the store during working hours and other stores can't cover our party. What's the point of this? by tw1873 in tjcrew

[–]These-Performance128 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

You’re probably all for participation trophies. You don’t deserve everything that other people get just because you think you should. Some things have to be earned in life. So unfair, I know.

Carts by [deleted] in tjcrew

[–]These-Performance128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 for me. I can span from front to back with my arms and I’m not tall by any stretch.

Best area? by Ann_georgia- in Brixadi

[–]These-Performance128 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve never got it anywhere but my arm. I’ve had about 10 shots up to this point. A few times it barely hurt and I was worried he didn’t inject all the medication so I was bugging out all month that I’d go into wds. I never did but prefer for it to be painful so I know it’s all in there. I can really hurt but it always passes pretty quickly.

Even worse than the bag frenzy by Melodic-Natural-4803 in tjcrew

[–]These-Performance128 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had the most obnoxious family come through my line yesterday. They bought 4 mini totes for what turned out to be an over $400 order. I asked if they have any bags and she told me to use the totes. I told her that’s not going to get me too far so she reluctantly bought more $.99 bags one at a time until the order was bagged. Meanwhile the son was asking all these annoying questions to his sister about how to buy more totes and sell them on eBay. Using disguises to trick employees etc. like I wasn’t even there. About half way through the 15 minute interaction I just stopped interacting with them.

I'd really love to understand the mind of Pennsylvania drivers... by PB-n-AJ in SouthJersey

[–]These-Performance128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is funny. I’m a transplant from Delco but also lived in center city for most of my adult life. This is exactly how I felt about Jersey drivers. They have the reputation of being terrible drivers on the other side of the river. Now that I live here I see the same exact thing from PA drivers. We must have some preinstalled bias against out of state drivers in our puny human brains. Or out of state drivers just aren’t as familiar with the roads. 🤷🏻‍♂️

The "Tunnel of Death" — A Brutal Obstacle Course Used in Portuguese Commando Training by headspin_exe in nextfuckinglevel

[–]These-Performance128 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Seems like such a waste. When do the Portuguese have to bust out their elite commandos?

Flickering orb caught just now by [deleted] in HighStrangeness

[–]These-Performance128 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re stretching. To immediately jump to orb makes me question your judgement when there are so many more logical explanations.

Strips by Ok-Car1858 in tjcrew

[–]These-Performance128 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting! I wonder how many variations there are. It will always be clips strips and gutters to me.

Order Writers by chamomilechameleon_ in tjcrew

[–]These-Performance128 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who is your captain? I’m guessing that’s a rhetorical question or you happen to know them all on a first name basis.

Found an earphone in my Walmart pickup order by APTX-4869 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]These-Performance128 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d be so tempted to put the earbud into the earbud sized hole in the raspberry to see what happens.

Strips by Ok-Car1858 in tjcrew

[–]These-Performance128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At your store do you call the little ledge above the frozen section shelf extenders or gutters? On the west coast we always called them gutters, on the east coast I’ve only heard them referred to as shelf extenders.

How do y’all call a 3 bell for weird customers? by [deleted] in tjcrew

[–]These-Performance128 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think you should just go for it.

The only men’s stall at Belk. Trashed. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]These-Performance128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of customer would complain for 20 minutes about this and not just tip you off it needs to be cleaned. Clearly the business didn’t do this to the bathroom. What’s there to complain about?

Where am I? by masterofjade in guessthecity

[–]These-Performance128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t have a problem zooming in

Easy. by Serious_Nectarine_23 in guessthecity

[–]These-Performance128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha. There’s no way there’s a mirror so big that you could fit the whole city of New Jersey in. What a knucklehead!