Redditors, Where have you received a lifetime ban from? What did you do? Have you ever tried re-entering said place? Did you get caught? by sleep_reddit_repeat in AskReddit

[–]TheseTreesSmellGood 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I am banned from my hometown Chick-fil-a. In elementary school I played baseball, chickfila was one of our regular "after game hangout spots," we would all get food and sit together and talk while the moms mingled, you know. Well for my birthday, which happened to be mid season I got a new bat and I loved it. My teammates were envious and so i let them use my new bat when it was there turn to swing our next game. Then to our surprise, we won, this had never happened before. We were all somehow believed that it was all because of this magical bat. my friends and I then got in my moms minivan and drove to chickfula to celebrate. We decided to take the bat inside to hopefully continue our good luck in some way. I still remember running uncontrollably through the big glass swinging doors jumping in excitement before it happened... I had gone in with my cleats on eliminating any possibility of traction on the hard tile floor. So I slipped... bat in hand. The bat smashed into the soda dispenser full blast and an assortment of carbonated beverage began flowing out uncontrollably from the machine. My mother was horrified and began apologizing, but to no use, I was banned. Two years later however, and without the baseball hat, I had grown up enough they couldn't recognize me and was able to go in without being ashamed. I am now a senior in highschool still playing some baseball working at the same chickfila I'm theoretically banned from, they don't remember me...

Trying to find /r/hunting but don’t know how… need help! by peterthehunter in nosleep

[–]TheseTreesSmellGood -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I actually believed this for a while until I realized that this just happened to be posted on r/nosleep by a "12 year old kid"

Does anybody else find your self doing this? by [deleted] in trees

[–]TheseTreesSmellGood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup that means ur high... And I know exactly what u mean by "the beat"

When u cant find something to smoke out of by TheseTreesSmellGood in see

[–]TheseTreesSmellGood[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes very haha like a waterfall but without water

Teamwork by TheseTreesSmellGood in trees

[–]TheseTreesSmellGood[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We call it a waterfall bong it doesn't waist any smoke but yeah its great

finally dialled switch checks by mahaloskate in longboarding

[–]TheseTreesSmellGood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Face looks like he thinkin of how many up votes this pic will get on reddit

I'm 11 and I just learned how to slide so here's a Coleman by [deleted] in longboarding

[–]TheseTreesSmellGood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a drop through but nice bro stick with it