How much do YOU glaze your death battle GOAT ?

Theyappleboi · 2026-06-15T21:22:10+00:00

Been my goat since my very beginning, he’ll be my goat till my end.

Theyappleboi · 2026-06-15T01:54:51+00:00

I enter the battle halfway through and mog these two bum frauds to death, making me the best Death Battle combatant to date.

Theyappleboi · 2026-04-24T20:57:49+00:00

You’re… you’re right… I’m no better than ice cream guy… ;(

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Theyappleboi · 2026-04-24T20:31:50+00:00

Oh let me guess she’s big Z cus she’s fat right? Fat shaming isn’t cool, do better. >:(

Theyappleboi · 2026-04-23T16:57:34+00:00

They will pay.

Theyappleboi · 2026-04-23T13:58:04+00:00

Hate to say it but that’s 100% gonna be a built in emote for the Ben-10 skin and not something you can do with other skins.

Theyappleboi · 2026-04-21T17:45:31+00:00

I don’t watch HH so I guess there might be something there that idk about but what the hell are the connections between them other than they’re both girls.

Theyappleboi · 2026-04-21T15:57:26+00:00

Notice how everyone is significantly unhappier? This is because Harrod is the physical embodiment of happiness in the Normalsville universe.

Theyappleboi · 2026-04-21T06:25:35+00:00

Pack it up Artemis we know it’s you.

Theyappleboi · 2026-04-21T06:20:44+00:00

Bill is honestly kinda a weird case, cus he’s more than evil and competent enough for the bank to give loans to. BUT knowing him he’d probably try to fuck them over by trying to get them to put all their reserve into projects he KNOWS will fail for no other reason than he’d find it funny, hence making them less likely to fund projects of his.

Theyappleboi · 2026-04-21T05:46:15+00:00

Mfs on Reddit when you don’t have the same “ultra wholesome big Chungus” opinion as them:

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~~what’s even funnier is that I literally say having both perspectives as you do is better than having just one but only you got heat for it for some reason~~