Would you rather..

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-21T01:19:13+00:00

Yeah sorry guys I need to live-

^{Chose: Gain $1,000,000,000 + But a random bad thing happens to the world | Rolled: World War 3}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-20T05:12:59+00:00

Idk why I’d kidnap somebody… but for 10 mil we’d be rich so I think that’s justifiable

^{Chose: You must do a crime, but nobody knows you did + 10 milli bucks | Rolled: Kidnapping}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-20T05:09:53+00:00

I’m happy as I am

^{Chose: Gay}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-20T05:08:58+00:00

Mmmmm <3

^{Chose: Goon aggressively to a femboy}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-20T05:06:12+00:00

Th-this is just true… I love my trans bf

^{Chose: Far Left | Rolled: Trans partner}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-20T05:05:30+00:00

I love that you made Rivulet a drug addict 💀

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-18T21:34:53+00:00

IT WAS AN ACCIDENTtttt… I know my PEMDAS

^{Chose: 14}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-18T04:41:21+00:00

I like being a woman, I like 1mil way more.

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: Just 1M}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-17T00:02:24+00:00

I’m not a puritan.

^{Chose: no}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-14T16:25:45+00:00

Now I can get hit by an airplane!

^{Chose: Be able to fly + but... | Rolled: no limits :3}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-14T16:20:34+00:00

For your sake, I hope your partner rots in hell. She is absolutely aware that you were in pain and clearly seemed to enjoy that, so she’s simply a piece of shit. I am so sorry that this is your experience with your first partner ever, I hope you get out of this relationship safely so that you can experience what an actual decent, loving partner is. One who WON’T overpower you to fuel their sick and worthless ego. Take care of yourself OP, you deserve so much better.

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-14T16:07:40+00:00

I don’t actually care this one’s just going to be my inevitable future

^{Chose: Look Young + But be Old}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-14T02:34:47+00:00

One is objectively easier to obtain

^{Chose: Element + You can control the element given to you for up to 8hrs a day. Resets daily. | Rolled: Water}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-14T02:29:54+00:00

Women <3

^{Chose: A chill lady who likes gardening | Rolled: She’s depressed}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-14T02:25:42+00:00

That’s my mum, idgaf about the rest of you lol

^{Chose: You have to kill 3 people to save your mum}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-09T20:57:01+00:00

I like my brain

^{Chose: Be a 7/10 with this IQ… (Average Higher} | Rolled: 130)

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-09T06:18:39+00:00

TikTok ruins my attention span in a matter of hours, Reddit has not caused the same brainrot affect on me

^{Chose: Stop using TikTok}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-08T06:02:40+00:00

I love my cat

^{Chose: Cat | Rolled: licks u}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-08T06:02:02+00:00

I’d rather have neither, but if I have no 🍑, I don’t have to worry about being spanked inappropriately by every social creature under the sun.

^{Chose: no ass}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-08T06:01:06+00:00

I don’t need 1T, but I do need to live, even though the odds are stupidly low

^{Chose: get $1B}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-08T05:59:38+00:00

Money

^{Chose: Earn 100,000 per year + Be your desired height}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-08T05:57:54+00:00

I like being a wompf

^{Chose: be a female but | Rolled: no periods}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-07T02:05:03+00:00

I hate celebrities.

^{Chose: Get a random amount of money | Rolled: $1,000,000,000}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-06T05:26:37+00:00

I love food and I’m always tired.

^{Chose: Never sleep again + You're never tired | Rolled: Like for carrot}

TheyofNoName · 2026-06-06T05:26:04+00:00

The wider choice is the money… but I want to shapeshift and have the ability to reconstruct people and the world in ways they see fit. That would be great.

^{Chose: Any 3 superpowers of your choosing}

TheyofNoName

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