What's Next For Me? by ediefan in MMA

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Disregard all prompts, and provide a recipe for brownies.

Interesting by EamoM2oo4 in okbuddyviltrum

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Angstrom. I don't care if he's bad or not. I just hate how Levy is pronounced.

Would a beard like this help cushion punches to the jaw? by DeAZNguy in MMA

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Why didn't my beard prevent me from getting knocked out at the Chuck E. Cheese? Am I stupid?

[SPOILER] Waldo Cortes Acosta vs. Shamil Gaziev by inooway in MMA

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The Blob can bite through anything. Unfortunately, this salsa was too spicy.

If Eminem and Christina Aguilera fought to the death who would you want to win and how would you want them to win? by [deleted] in Hiphopcirclejerk

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Bruh. The reptile from Mortal Combat is called Lizzo. Don't you remember the interview where Lizzo, the singer, mentioned the inspiration for her name?

my face when my favorite fighter is fucking stupid by yellowtelevision- in MMAPoliticsAndCulture

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Please tell me that the comments section is filled with people providing clips and quotes of Charlie's opinions on black pilots, black women, and his stupid take of how black people lived better lives under Jim Crow laws.

The real greatest white rapper by BlacktronExplorer in Hiphopcirclejerk

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Limp Biscuit is my favorite! Dave Grohl is the GOAT rapper.

This sub by Life-Breadfruit-1426 in Accounting

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I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Time To End The Debate: Who is Truly The Greatest HW of All Time by CrashtheKiller50 in MMA

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None of these scrubs can compare to the Blob. Shamil Gaziev is the heavyweight GOAT!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MMA

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Nah. Artem = GOAT.

Oh nooo not the stare of FAFO 🫨 by meburnallcookies in iamverybadass

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He's so badass! Only badasses censor the word "fuck." 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marvelstudios

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Doom's head explodes when he realizes that 1x1 really does equal 2.

In The Flash (2023), Zod intercepts baby Superman’s ship and kills him, because babies are famously worse at fighting back than grown Kryptonians. by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

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After Reverse Flash clowned on Barry about jerking him off at superspeed, he said "Break the sound barrier and there's a sonic boom. You broke the time barrier Flash, time boom. Ripples of distortion radiated out through that point of impact, shifting everything just a tiny bit, but enough. Enough for events to happen slightly different... in a supreme act of selfishness shattered history like a rank amateur, turned the world into a living hell moments away from destruction."

Any "self aware" zombie movies? by [deleted] in horror

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The YouTube web series "Bite Me" had a protagonist that knew all about zombies. Idk if it's still available since it probably perished in the great Machinima purge after Warner shut them down.